dubiousexinstence

I love victim-perpetrator characters so much. Yes girl continue that cycle of harm and feel absolutely terrible about it but unable to stop because this is the only way you have control yesss

“Generically medieval”, by which we mean our peerage is French, our castles are German, our weapons are Italian, and everybody speaks English.

you can have religion in one of 2 flavors: “woo hoo aesthetic garnish” and “Sinister State Control in Bad Allegory for Problems in Modern Christianity”

Also, the latter is aesthetically French Catholic, theologically German Protestant, and has the institutional structure of the Church of Scientology.

not to mention that this land is simultaneously inhabited by thinly modified northern vikings (Nordic pre-medieval/9th century), travelling mongols (European medieval/13th century) and a wealthy italian merchant family with a house full of oil paintings (Southern European renaissance/15th century). the dance of the day is waltz (refined German 18th century country dance).

But it will only actually be called inaccurate if an adaptation chooses to add a Black person.

whenever i visualise other vampires while reading the books, in my mind they're all kinda normal human-passing if recently fed, but when i read about Marius out and about in the world, it's just like Scooby Doo dressed as a grandma every time

i have a feeling they are gonna get weird with vampire bodily functions this season. two shots of piss, lestat puking his guts out. the costume designer asking if vampire ejaculate goes through leather (answer was yes). we are getting bodily functions, yippee!!

ever since i was a little girl i wanted to be a man with a homoerotic years long incredibly intense friendship with another man

Watching the leftism leave Fledgling Vampire Daniel Molloy's body when he's reminded that eating humans is incompatible with valuing human life

oh no oh no please not this post please

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