ornamental hermit, seeking garden

I hope I’m not just a mutual to you but also a terror to have on your dashboard

i hear a good lyric and start mentally holding up blorbos like im in the home depot paint aisle comparing swatches

i think the only evidence of shane and ilyas marriage when they’re on the cens is one micced clip where ilyas skates up to shane with his hand about to rest on his waist and shane says with completely flat affect “get your hands off me you pervert” and ilya bark laughs back at him as shane skates away

hi aromantics and asexuals and aroaces. I love you.

also everyone who's anywhere else on the aspectrum and everyone who's questioning if they're aspec. hi I love you too.

all you new fandom members need to QUIET DOWN oh my god you're going to get us KILLED. we're happy to have you but if you keep talking about BULLSHIT like PUBLISHING fanfic for MONEY, Anne Rice is going to come back from the dead to KILL US. looking at YOU, maurauders fans, heated rivalry fans, byler fans...out here giving out interviews to news channels SHUT UP. we're going to have to start setting off firecrackers to keep the rent down.

Hey guys I love being right

my dead wife. the ad free internet

I love tumblr because somehow I can end up being mutuals with a celebrity (someone that wrote a fic that I loved)

i can’t wait to be saved miraculously and get out of all of my predicaments

computah, remove ai from everything

computah, destroy all ai data centers

i tend to avoid discourse because most of it is trite and pointless but just this once i feel like i need to state my opinion: i think everyone should bend to my dark and evil will