cobb vanth appreciation club

the stars are dead. it doesn't matter that simon can see them. they're just dead light fading away. simon is dead from the minute he was welded in that sub. it doesn't matter that we can see him.

the version of you from five years ago would be genuinely amazed by what you’ve handled since then. sit with that for a second

sometimes your favorite fanfic isn't a fanfic at all but the insane DM's between you and your equally freaky mutual

When my aunt was in her late 20s people used to rudely ask her “Why aren’t you married yet?” and she’d reply “Just lucky, I guess” which I think is one of the best things I have ever heard

a guy at a work event was badgering me about me not being married yet and eventually i told him i was fundamentally unloveable and walked away. he never asked again

ok i absolutely need to know what accents u all have pls reblog and tell me or comment or whatever I must know

btw if you’re kink shaming people, I hope you know that every single person who reblogs this post and I are shaming you

humans should be able to do a special Ultra Sleep after major life accomplishments where you're just out for like 32 hours or something and then you wake up fully refreshed in every way