Dread Pirate Silas

This is from a conservative website complaining about Fallout being liberal propaganda but it’s really funny so I’m stealing it for the gays.

Use the real words. Words have power, and they matter.

Strap-on dildo being used by two women. Lithograph from De Figuris Veneris (1906) by Édouard-Henri Avril

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I guess it’s from eating all those organ meats on account of the cannibalism? 🤷‍♂️

Okay here’s a more detailed version.

behind every gay person is a gayer, more evil person

I'm afraid it's hopeless

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I can’t identify the emotion this woman’s commentary is making me feel

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‘A Rolex on your wrist, brown onion, yes, melanin for the winnin’. Rosemary. Why God must have delivered those oils himselves. The peas take a bath. The break. The cut. The purée. Thank you for straining that. Why, livers, yes, the neighbors of the lungs. People sleep on livers; I prefer mines in brown gravy, drenched over a bed of white rice. The way you folded that into the flour: delivered by the angels. You have laid the liver to rest in a skillet of hot oil. The vampires are shooketh. The garlic is overpowering. Be careful; methheads see that torch and they’re gonna go crazy. Artwork on a plate. It feels as though I’m preparing myself for an interview with Hannibal Lecter. The wine is always decadent. You, sir, have misbehaved’