🛌 Ivy Goodnight 💤

imagine the following scenario. you meet a girl at a party. she’s cute, funny, and obviously into you. you’re flirting back and forth throughout the night until she asks if you want to come back over to her place. you stumble through the front door, not even making it to the bed before your hands are all over one another. you have a very satisfying night of lesbian sex. in the morning, when you wake up, you look at the wall next to the bed and realize that life size replicas of the cow tools from cow tools are hanging on the wall as decorations.

worlds sleepiest girl caught liking your post after saying good night

there shoudl eb a spell that replaces your plushy with cute trans girl for the night for cuddlecuddle

there shoudl eb a spell that replaces your plushy with cute trans girl for the night for cuddlecuddle

there shoudl eb a spell that replaces your plushy with cute trans girl for the night for cuddlecuddle

looking at pictures of baby hoatzins and clinging fast to my rapidly eroding principles about being a classic bat-winged dragon

Did you know that feathered wings first evolved not as a flight mechanism, but as a way of keeping eggs warm?

thats really. interesting. sniffles broodingly (egg). my eggs could be warmer..

I like clingy. I like attention. I like affection. I like double texts. I like random calls. I like paragraphs.

thinking about how fucking ubiquitous and EVERYWHERE fatphobia is. why is the one yummy brand of popcorn called skinnypop. why did my lab partner refer to her cat as a skinny queen. what the fuck are we doing.

nahautl -> english words are fascinating in part because of the inconsistency of english product. imagine a world where avocado, chocolate, coyote, tomato, and axolotl all rhyme

the girl who is trapped in my computer and phone should be trapped in my arms and bed instead