all lights turned off can be turned on

have you guys ever seen a crocodile with its fingies out

people saying Nolan is woke and praising his Odyssey is a humiliation ritual when he didn't even make Odysseus a black woman and the sirens slutty gay men

The standards for woke have slipped so much. Back in woke 1.0 the Odyssey would have been considered an offensively anti-woke movie. In 2021 they made a He-Man TV show where He-Man dies in the first episode and a black woman takes his place for the rest of the show. They made the My Little Ponies start saying "everycreature" because "everypony" was a microaggression. Woke used to fucking mean something. Everycreature has forgotten now.

you can pry starting sentences with 'and' or 'but' out of my cold, dead hands

#having a crush on your husband at their ripe old age

i assumed this was porn

official aromantic art

it's actually so funny that all you need to do as a female athlete to be immediately disqualified is being good, because everyone knows women suck ass at everything and if a woman is good at something that's unnatural. hashtag feminism hashtag protect women.

For context, this is Jewish actor Miriam Margolyes. A self-identified dyke,she was professor sprout in the harry potter movies but she's been extremely prolific over five decades. She's pro trans and pro Palestinian.

i need to age regress to 18 and do a bachelors degree correctly this time and get a million dollar job the moment i graduate and make 2000 friends who all love and worship me and find the artifact and defeat the evil mastermind and slay the ape

The cleanomorph

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