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eating a jolly rancher filled gummie
if tumblr dies before the end of the year i want everyone to know this was the best post
Id like to show you all something.
Yes indeed no nudity but you can find all the discriminatory and hate speech you want!
But wait, the icing on the cake…
…really? Do i need even say anything.
since this place is going down the shitter, why not reblog this?
minecraft

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What’s funny is that this actually happened.
I’m unfamiliar with this story please elaborate
Finnish soldier gets separated from the rest of his unit but he’s the only one carrying the emergency amphetamines for the unit, takes too many and goes on a one man rampage for like 2 weeks straight giving the opposing Soviet soldiers nightmares for decades. Oh and he did it all on skis.
Did he survive?
Yes, during his methed up 2-3 week rampage he got injured by a land mine, travelled 400km on skis, and only ate pine buds and a Siberian Jay that he caught which he ate raw. When he made it back to Finnish lines he was taken to a hospital where it was found his heart rate was nearly 200 beats per minute and his weight had dropped to 43kg (94.7lbs).
His name was Aimo Koivunen if you want to look him up
Those are the eyes of a man who has seen god and laughed
Those are the eyes of a man who saw satan and asked for his number
those are the eyes of a man who saw satan and asked for his number
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Those are the eyes of a man that looked Death in the face and called him a bitch
Gaining for Dummies (or other people who dont know how to gain weight good)
Tools You may Use~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
• WEIGHT GAIN GOAL DATE CALCULATOR
• GAIN CALCULATOR
• BMR CALCULATOR
• MYFITNESSPAL
• FLIPP
• CALORIC INTAKE ESTIMATOR (select: Muscle Gainz)
Other Beneficial Links~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
• How to Gain Weight:
• 25 Foods that will Make you Hungry:
• Weight Gain Foods:
• BMI stock Charts:
• BMI Comparison Charts (40-80BMi demonstrated):
• Body Composition:
TERMS TO KNOW~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
BMR | Basal Metabolic Rate. what your body needs calorie wise in order to sustain its vital functions (return to zero, aka if you laid in bed all day doing nothing what your body needs calorie wise to continue fueling itself)
BMI | body mass index
GW | Goal Weight
CW | Current Weight
LW | lowest weight
Immobile | to be bed bound, in this case as a direct or indirect result of weight gain.
FA/FFA | Fat admirer. Someone who identifies as being attracted to people who may fall along the spectrum of fatness (in obvious varying degrees)
Encourager | Someone who may or may not identify as a feeder who likes to see others eat & possibly gain weight. Often the softcore end of the FA spectrum
Feeder | Someone who either in person or online is interested in spurring or causing another person’s weight gain.
Feedee | Someone who wants to be fed to gain.
Foodee | Someone who loves food, is passionate about the culinary arts.
BHM | Big handsome man
BBW | big beautiful woman
BASIC THEORY~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
How does a person gain weight? In theory, whenever your calories IN are more numerous than your calories OUT, you will see weight gain. My personal belief is this gain is compounding, as weight increase generally means activity decrease, thus being easier to continue to gain weight over time as much as your BMR will be directly impacted by your gain (more calories needed to sustain/maintain higher weight). For someone who is accidentally or unintentionally gaining, this usually looks like <500 calories more than their required BMR in a day. 500cal+BMR/BMR would in theory result in 1lb of weight gain in a week (52 weeks in a year = 52lbs). For someone who is intentionally gaining, it isn’t unheard of for someone eating a surplus of 1500-3500cal a day to see 1lbs a day (1500-3500+BMR/BMR a day = 3-7lbs a week) or 150lbs-374lbs in a year (both numbers are dramatically noticeable gains if you are hoping to do so in secret). With the help of an online encourager (and from my personal experience) you can expect to see upwards of 5-20lbs in a month gaining, while those with in person feeders often see more aggressive results. Use any of the above calculators to get your BMR as a base line - and the Prokerela calculator if you have a target date for your weight gains (ex: if you were 180lbs today and wanted to weigh 400lbs in 18 months) and it will provide you your approximate necessary caloric intake to get you to said weight by the date.
TECHNIQUES ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Overview: Additional tips and tricks, methods - some old “wives tales” and other unproven sentiments.
1. Don’t drink water before or during meals. Water is a necessity, but we hear about using water as a substitute for other drinks & drinking between bites as a means to lose weight, not gain. Drink (homo) milk instead.
2. Stop drinking 1-2% or skim milk! (160 calories versus 40-75 per serving)
3. Use creamer (10%+) instead of milk in cereal.
4. Eat more often! Despite the “benefits” of gaining to be had from putting “your body into starvation mode”, this isn’t healthy nor is it a viable option in the long run.
5. Use bigger plates & fill them!
6. Weigh yourself & keep logs of calories in & out, as well as weight !
7. If you are having a hard time because you have a fast metabolism, or have a natural inclination to be athletic/muscular - double, triple, or quadruple your current food intake !
8. Intermittent fasting can be beneficial, however try to limit food intake to hours in a day versus staggered days of eating & not eating - 12PM-8PM for example, or 12PM-12AM.
9. Nuts & carbs are your best friend.
10. peanuts, cashews, and olive oil - yogurt, fruit pies and granola bars are all healthy fatty snacks as well
11. (Stolen from Wikihow) Eat late at night. Without even upping your food intake, changing your eating times can facilitate the weight gaining process. Have a big dinner late at night and after that? Pile on dessert. A recent study shows that people who snack after 8 p.m. have higher body mass indexes (BMIs) than people who don’t nosh at night, even though they don’t eat significantly more total daily calories
12. Eat fast food.
13. Buy snacks you love, and buy them in bulk on sale (check flipp app for coupons/flyers, go to Costco etc.)
14. Eat meal replacement snacks as a second snack or between meals.
15. Grazing can be a good maintenance trick for people trying to rewire their brains to lose weight, but consistently eating (making sure you have a snack in your hand or within your arms reach) for 10-12 hours a day is a surefire way to put on weight.
16. Use desjardin breakfast drinks, ensure, k brand, or other stir-in meal replacements in your milk on top of your meal.
17. High fat foods and high protein foods will be a major help.
18. Limit your physical activity ! Fuck walking, drive. Fuck taking the stairs, be lazy !
19. Make friends in your community that also enjoy gaining weight, or feeding - hell, even make some plus size friends who love to go out and eat- the power of having friends around who also want to snack all the time is lucrative !
20. Weight gain shakes, protein bars, etc.
when the heart of the card responds to your trust just right
#does this make kaiba kuzco #is kaiba gonna build kaibaland on top of Yugi’s gameshop
#can we turn kaiba into a llama
PLEASE CAN WE HAVE BAKURA AND MALIK AS YZMA AND KRONK?
#does kaiba dress in drag??
i hate you all
THIS JUST GETS BETTER AND BETTER. All I need is Grandpa as the guy who breaks Kaiba’s groove.
“You threw off my groove!”
“I’m sorry, but you’ve thrown off the CEO’s groove.”
What’s next… Bakura becoming a cat?
#omg would Marik’s shoulder devil be Yami Marik?
“Don’t listen to that guy. He’s trying to lead you down the path of righteousness.”
“I’m gonna lead you down the path that rocks!”
What would that make Joey???
#Rebecca should be the wife
#Ok Ok but Kuriboh would totally be the little squirrel >w>
“Kurikurikuri??”
“No nonONONONONONO-”
“KURIK URIRIRHR!?”
THIS KEEPS GETTING BETTER OMFG
Ok just go ahead and redraw the movie scene by scene
So, would the jaguars be Beast-type monsters or Dragon-types?
# The Big 5 turning into animals
“Get them!”
“Hey, I’ve been turned into a penguin. Can I go home?”
“You’re excused.”
Instead of a giant trampoline, it’s magical cylinder.
“For the last time, we did not order a Magic Cylinder!”
“You know pal, you could have told me that before I set it up.”
#would baby kaiba have blue eyes white dragon plushies?
i hate all 126,000 of you
it just keeps getting better and better.
Top quality content on my dash
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Would the two guys playing a board game be playing Dungeon Dice Monsters?
“Hey Yugi, you just missed your relatives.”
“Yeah, we just sent them up to your house.”
#Kaiba lines up all the yugioh spinoff protags in a line looking for a rival
“Hate your hair. Your hair. And your hair. Annnnd…”
“Lemme guess, you have a great personality.”
# And instead of a sewer crocodile it’s some sewer dragon thing..lol…
what about the part when Kaiba asks “Why does he even HAVE that lever in the first place?”
# The dagger on Bakura’s leg is the Millennium Rod
“Then I bet you weren’t expecting THIS.”
[SCREAMS OF HORROR]
“AHA!”
“Oh, okay.”
#So, when Kuzco gets turned into other animals, does Kaiba get turned into other monster cards, like UFO turtle and Fortress Whale since the big 5 got turned into cards?
“Don’t you say a word…”
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THIS IS THE KIND OF CONTENT I SIGNED UP FOR!
I JUST LOST ALL MY SHIT THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE SEEN IN FOREVER!
i just lost all my shit this is the best thing i’ve seen in forever
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This dog was depressed for 2 years after his best friend died, but then this duck showed up
dogs get reincarnated as ducks
all dogs go to heaven but the best boys come back for their friends

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OH MY GOD. ACTUALLY USEFUL LIFEHACKS. I HAVE MISSED YOU.
Size comparison of Y’gathok, the Ceaseless Hunger and Bjorn, our level 20 Goliath Barbarian.
Hey quick question: why the FUCK do you have that
Imagine, from out of nowhere, your dm casually slapping this thing down on the table like any other encounter.
“Yeah, the fight will start in a sec, uh…I’ll give inspiration to whomever helps me get this fucking box out of my car.”
https://www.reddit.com/r/DnD/comments/7asxci/oc_ygathok_the_ceaseless_hunger_final_boss_of_our/ This is the reveal of this ridiculousness during their game
Please watch this reveal video it’s kickass
FUCK ME the reveal video
“CHRIS??????”
“Um, I don’t think our plan is gonna work.”
Always reblog Y'gathok
DM:*Pulls out Y’gothok* *Turns on “Open Your Heart” by Crush 40*
Wow that DM really goes above and beyond
Reblogging Ygathok because it’s been one year since we fought him!!!! It just popped up on my timeline today!
Happy one year anniversary, our precious Old God boi!!!
One year ago today, this boy was revealed.
And for you guys, I have great news: I have the stats of Y’gathok complete and a general design for “how to use him” done. However, an adventure guide is incoming to teach you how to integrate him into any of your worlds!
Matching icons for you & your SEES teammates!
Where’s the DOG YOU COWARD
My deepest apologies.
Thank you for helping me realize this fatal flaw in my original post.
Matching icons for you & your squad of delightfully beautiful rogues.
OOO THEY PLAYIN MY SONG

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I need this
Woah!! :O where do you even find these?! :3