notice that no one on MTV Cribs has an emergency eyewash station

forget your zodiac tell me what you order at a bar and at a coffee shop

fanservice sucks bc it’s never you that’s being serviced it’s always some other really annoying fan

topless mahjong is gonna be the next big thing

the thing about those tesla stickers is that 90% of the time they're on a car that was made after it was already common knowledge that elon was a fascist lol

like if this was just people driving 2010 tesla roadsters then i guess MAYBE they could pull the "i didn't know" card but it never is. it's always some guy in a 2023 model 3 or something

always funny when i find i can't reblog a post because the op, who i've never interacted with, has me blocked. i guess they were just too weak to handle obnoxious & pedantic opinions delivered in a mean & needlessly aggressive posting style huh. oh well, haters gonna hate,

i’m seeing little green men and i’m starting to like it

Used to be Italian but now I’m just ian because she took it al in the divorce

I miss the days when, no matter how slow your internet was, if you paused any video and let it buffer long enough, you could watch it uninterrupted

If you use Firefox, you can go to the about:config page, search for "media.mediasource.enabled" and double click on it to set it to false. After you restart Firefox, all youtube videos will load entirely even when paused! This also affects other streaming websites :)

We jailbreaking browsers now lmao

no matter how normalised it gets I will die on the hill that it is rude to record strangers in public without their consent