Like, Totally

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

i’ll be real, kitten, daddy needs multiple wealthy and powerful folks to die in a painful, drawn-out, and generationally humiliating manner

being in ads as a celebrity is embarassing af, wow you whored yourself out for a packet of crisps?

a concept: heavy rainfall when you’re tucked up in bed. like if u agree.

That's kind of why they exist actually

is that a ufo in your pants or am i bad at identifying your penis that is flying

I'm going into the forest to decompose, y'all want anything?

some octopus had 900 hours in Pokemon Alpha Sapphire and you just fuckin stole his 3DS

Like to charge, reblog to cast

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

If it keeps you from killing yourself it's not stupid. This applies to anything btw.

youll be able to find books and movies and music that change your life until the day you die. that's pretty good

"unbecoming" is such a great word. bro that shit was so rude you no longer Are