still around

his wife has filled THEIR house with ANTIQUES. to AVOID DAMAGING HER VALUABLES i fuck him on the floor

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

hi um my liege y-you asked me to um. report back to you when the prisoner you sent into the labyrinth had been, um, dealt with by th-the minotaur. well y-your highness t-there seems to be a bit of an, ahem, issue. no, no the prisoner is still in the labyrinth, y-yes the minotaur found them. i-it just ah, um, it appears that the. it appears that the prisoner and the minotaur are, um, they're-

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

i was crazy back then (8 minutes ago)

often you will see things online where you just have to be like "what a strange thing to say" or "i don't think that's true :)" to yourself and try to move on or you will lose your mind

never underestimate the power of telling yourself ‘woah calm down there edge lord’ every once in a while

you're my brother and to some extent my wife

hi mutuals! In case no one has told you today: you are capable of unimaginable violence 💜 💫 🤗