had we but world enough, and time

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

you guys do realise walking doesn't actually move you anywhere right? it just destroys you entirely and places a perfect copy of you right in front of where you were standing

how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour

If I ever don’t laugh at this, assume I died.

this is going around twitter rn but im also super curious: please tell me your top four comfort movies that you’re always down to watch bc my friend thinks mine are ridiculous and now we’ve realised everyone’s version of “comfort” is hilariously different

Girls will be like "I needed this" and it was Maisie Peters comparing having a crush on someone to a conspiracy you hold onto despite all the evidence against you

you're mommy's good little printer aren't you? you'll print whatever mommy tells you to because otherwise mommy gets sad and leaves you for one of those free use library printer sluts

mommy needs you to print this document now and if you don't mommy is going to turn you off at the wall

listen to mommy okay? if you don't be a good little printer and fucking print my document and i know you want to okay mommy can see it in your print queue if you don't. print. my fucking document. mommy's going to get the hammer

Ahead of florescence, what are your current top 5 maisie songs?