It is my intention to astonish you all.

i wont worry about it i say to myself with the always worried disorder

leitmotifs never get old to me like holy shit dude there’s this melody that corresponds to this one guy and if you hear the melody it means the guy is there. holy shit. and sometimes it refers to ideas too not just guys. has anyone heard about this

learning that providing people with food when they're experiencing a huge life change has really revolutionised my supportive gift-giving techniques and it works every single time. you've just moved house? takeaway gift card. you have a new baby? takeaway gift card. you're suffering a bereavement? guess what. takeaway gift card. have one evening of not having to thing about cooking or groceries or meal planning. take a little breathing space.

Thats the context for this meme???

I feel like I've been robbed the whole time. This is magical.

I'm dying

I always assume the train will be so boring and I bring seven things to do but then I'm entranced by the wonderful window the entire time

Everyone reblog this. Mandatory.

Welp if it’s mandatory then sure