virescit vulnere virtus

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

When I was a kid I thought Gene Wilder was Oscar Wilde's son. This is because I was stupid.

I should be allowed to use fuck if I know as an appropriate and professional response to a work email

"That information has not been been made available to me at this time. Please CC me when you have an answer."

i wish i were rich because that way i could comtinue being Insane & Useless and it would be fine like not even a problem

I never really considered that a rabbit would care for a scarab one way or the other. Didn't think a rabbit could formulate an opinion on the scarab at all

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

me sexting: if that is amenable to you

Self care is writing fan fiction that you are the sole target audience for.

Person in the grocery store had amazon rainforest sounds blasting on their phone as they shopped and I think that's a beautiful use of free will

"people who don't wear headphones in public are a nuisance" except this one. I respect their indomitable human spirit