virescit vulnere virtus

local woman doesnt choose career family or even freedom

I wish humans had monkey tails (most likely tail we'd have ngl) because it would be so cute. There's an alternate world out there where people are dying their tails and buzzing patterns into them and getting tail accessories and tail piercings. God could you imagine

you have to come play barbies online bro. you have to.

noteworthy that they literally had a mask on me hooked up to a tank pumping narcotics into my lungs through all this, and my body temperature was like 34°. I would have been doing well to just have both eyes pointed in the same direction

"This is great. I'm going to get a good grade in post-accident cognition."

i hate that diet culture means all the tasty drinks everywhere are loaded with stevia now. this isn't even a stance about health, I just think it tastes so fucking bad

SEPARATE CHURCH (AO3) AND STATE (TRADPUB)

love when my popular mutuals reblog my posts and they get notes fuckyessssss #nepobaby

a pack of fujoshi can strip an uke to the bone in under a minute

open tumblr, see something that pisses me off, write a snarky post, delete it, write a slightly more earnest post, edit it for 5 minutes, delete it, close tumblr