Sapphic Alice

vilf: vampire i’d like to fuck

The real reason why Alice didn’t already have a Porche and Edward had to buy her one is because she prioritizes watching the future over watching the road so she just repeatedly crashes luxury cars into fences, buildings, and lamp posts when the visions get too juicy.

Also please consider Alice caught up in a vision and Jasper too distracted by his own thirst for blood to properly route them away from stationary objects, so he just walks them straight into a wall. Emmett never lets them live it down and it sparks a new slew of rumors about the Cullens.

there are two competing sects on this website - one that uses the word "spicy" to mean "neurodivergent" and one that uses the word "spicy" to mean "sexual content." i do not like either of them

I use spicy to describe food

my food is mentally ill and I’m putting my dick in it

Twilight

there are two competing sects on this website - one that uses the word "spicy" to mean "neurodivergent" and one that uses the word "spicy" to mean "sexual content." i do not like either of them

I use spicy to describe food

my food is mentally ill and I’m putting my dick in it

Twilight

vampire bella drinking a male deer while hunting with the cullens: cracking open a boy with the cold ones 😏