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Dude needs to quit being and get back to work! There are subreddits to moderate!

Dude looks like boogie2988. Which is sad for him, because at least boogie has dated and married real women

recently saw ppl discuss whether they put their medicines in a kitchen cabinet or a bathroom cabinet and i was shocked by the fact that many ppl said kitchen cabinet. so now i need you to reblog this and say where you keep yours

Kitchen countertop

kitchen cabinet for meds, because I don't drink tap water

hmmmmmmm hmmmm i think everyone should listen to me immediately and without question

ok wait with questions BUT you have to be serious and polite about it i am such a benevolent dictator

Praise be to the glorious leader!!!

Happy Monday that Won't Die!

Still never forget the time I said "It's probably a bad idea to put the people who rape children in charge of 'regulating decency'" and someone just straight-up seriously said "Well someone has to be!"

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

Blue Lois

can i help you

Red Marge

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

World Heritage Post

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me