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Running into this on my dash was like running into an old friend

Thats just what theater kids are like

I can but aspire to the level of expressiveness Cosmo Brown has with his face.

Well played, Beverly.

great news guys I just started a rebellion 👍 thanks for all the support, wish me luck defeating xiang yu!

new dynasty new me 😎

GUESS WHOSE GOLDEN AAAAAAGE

STOP REBLOGGING THIS SEDITIOUS POST YOU TRAITOROUS TRAITORS!!!!! THIS IS AN ORDER!!!!!

if this gets to 3k i'll bribe an itinerant scholar into writing anonymous slash fic

NO THE FUCK YOU WILL NOT!!!!!!

4K and liu bang tops

DETLE YUOR FUCKING BO G

wooo ya boy's getting paid tonight!!!!

what do you mean by this, social media intern? his royal highness has made it clear this is an unpaid position.

;O_O i mean i have grown rich in patriotism and legal knowledge under bixia's most illustrious tutelage.

ok, yay! guards, you can take the horses back to the stables.

we are 60 notes away from paying qsh’s poor intern uh an anonymous scholar!

;;;OuO hiii peasants, this is bixia’s daily cease and desist edict. please stop liking and reblogging this. those who fail to obey will face dire and painful consequences ect ect

Wait is he saying that or is she

MOTHER FU-

I’ve been trying to leave Rome for a few weeks now, but all their roads have this weird design flaw

Hotelius Californium…

such a dulce et decorum place…

A grill worth fighting for

Reminder that even as it becomes increasingly obvious that yes, the forward-facing parts of our government are being run by the same chatbots that horny boomers get their porn from, we'll still be constantly assured that this is the only possible method of running things that keeps us from descending into The Walking Dead.