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is swag an instrument?
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I regret to inform everyone that Hunter Biden is on Twitter and is fucking hilarious
Why are you giving him princess treatment when he is a pimp and pedophile, the same caliber of Epstein?
can people stop treating the political oligarchy like they're worthy of anything except contempt?
"Star Trek was always woke!" and then you watch Star Trek and every episode, a 10/10 actress dresses like this:

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I will never let your people go!
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Piston cup!
man of few words i see!
people who have unironic DNIs are already funny, but it's 10x funnier when they start shit with people on their DNI list
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"If I was alive back then, I would have housed every suffering black slave."
Sir, you cant even be bothered to house the homeless person on your block, much less look him in the eye. You couldnt be bothered to house a single immigrant. Add on the bacon bits of actual laws banning it and massive social backlash from your peers, you definitely would not have housed and protected black slaves back then.
I recently saw this in action.
"I would welcome every immigrant fleeing ICE into my home and protect them."
and like a few posts down was "There's so many homeless people in my area now. They're ruining my favorite spots😟"
Like...You have people in need right there. Go ahead, invite them into your home. Invite them all.
"Sorry, the homeless people don't have enough Victim Points™."
Reminds me of this stupid post a while back;
I love how their baffled silence at the stupidity is supposed to be a victory. The person might've meant something like a government training program.
The obvious difference is that the person in the story wasn't actually virtue signalling. Just saying that homeless people should meet the same standards as everyone else.
And they were actually doing the things they said everyone should do.
If I've got spare cash, I give any homeless person I run into $20. I've had to reduce that recently due to my own needs for saving, but I also don't make outrageous claims like these fuckers.
Virtue Signalling is tiring. But also calling it out is unpopular because people mistake it for not caring about the issue.
Slightly off topic, but I'm reminded of when that director with Tourettes shouted the N word at the awards ceremony and got blasted on Twitter by virtue signaling shitbags. A few of which were like "If I had Tourettes, I would simply not have a racial slur loaded in the chamber when having a tick" and another which, I'm not exaggerating and I'm BARELY paraphrasing here, said "If I had Tourettes, my ticks would be 'Free Palestine', 'Trans Rights', 'Fuck ICE', and 'Vote Blue'!".
Virtue signalers tend to out themselves as rotten apples spraying perfume on their stank to look like good ones and STILL failing.
“Boycott asian businesses” they’ve been wanting y’all to do that for decades
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literally nothing and i genuinely mean absolutely nothing in this world quite encompasses corporate detachment from the consumer quite like peggle_2_ode_to_joy.gif
upon its release to the xbox live arcade in 2009, peggle was THE top selling game for two solid weeks. within a month, more than 100,000 players were on the leaderboards. before it got to live arcade, it had been downloaded 50 million times.
and when it released for ios? holy fuck were they DROWNING in money. when they took a weekend to put the game on sale for a dollar, down from five, a couple months after release, they made as much in that one weekend as they did since its release. it was among the top paid apps for weeks.
with critics, peggle was among some of the top downloadable, mobile, and general best games of all time at the time of its release in 2007 and onwards, and it only shot up in popularity as they made it more accessible to more people. and this was in a time before candy crush.
the thing about simple addictive puzzle games is that they make you feel competent, confident, smart, and cool for being good at them. not everybody can learn how to aim in a shooter or the best strategy in an rpg. but anybodys grandmother or baby brother can play a simple puzzle game, and the nature of these games and the way they make you feel only makes you want to play more and more.
however very very fucking few people who play simple puzzle games that you can master on the toilet would be going to E3 in the early 2010s. remember in 2012 when every ~hardcore gamer~ would screech about ‘fake gamers’ who only play candy crush? thats what peggle was. it was THE crack mobile game from the pre-candycrush era.
no one who was excited about peggle was going to E3. the hundreds of thousands of people who played peggle were not the type of people who would consider going to (or even giving a shit about) E3.
but it sold like hot cakes, and candy crush was churning out content like a madman, and EA owned popcap now, so because the game sold amazingly, and because they wanted to keep cashing in on it, and because corporate drones who controlled the scripts didnt comprehend that their consumerbase isnt one homogeneous mass, they decided to announce peggle 2 at E3 2013.
but not just “oh by the way peggle 2”, no. peggle sold like skyrim, it sold like black ops, clearly they should be saving the best for last, they should announce it like it was the craziest most incredible announcement of the night!
thus:
but in all honesty it doesnt quite have the same impact without hearing ode to joy overtop of the deafening silence of the crowd. so heres a link too. timeless.
there are two competing sects on this website - one that uses the word "spicy" to mean "neurodivergent" and one that uses the word "spicy" to mean "sexual content." i do not like either of them
I use spicy to describe food
my food is mentally ill and I’m putting my dick in it
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