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whos the blorbo you have the most merch of? it can be handmade or official or unofficial or ANYTHING just. merch

your mom jokes don't work when you know someone too well. I would never be in bed with such a wicked woman. That's not even what I had your mom saying last night. I wouldn't speak to her.

You gotta be really publicly passionate about things if you want your friends to text you. Bc people will forget to text you because they’re human. But if you’re really openly the friend who loves identifying ants your friends will think of you when they see ants. And they’ll text you “what ant is this [blurry photo]”. And then they’ll ask you how you’ve been and we should get coffee sometime. But if they don’t know what you love they’ll never know what you like

And then when the ant convention is in town they’ll be like dude… we should go to the ant convention. But they would never think to go if they didn’t know u loved ants

And sometimes you need to ask them to go to the ant convention. But you Will not get anywhere hiding your passions

A PORN BOT UNFOLLOWED ME?

rummaging for an earl grey teabag like its a cigarette

Reblog if you are Bad Queer Representation.

content creators, much like the elder gods, must not be given requests that can be left to interpretation, for the results bring madness upon the unwary

Love character relationships that can only be described as "whatever the fuck these two have going on"

@this-is-trans-joy trans grape is trans joy…?

This is trans joy!!!

The one thing about gender is that frankly my ideal gender situation has very little to do with me and infinitely more to do with everyone else on the earth who cannot be fuuuuuuuuucking cool about anything ever

they should invent a headache that goes away the second you drink any water at all