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rb if u hates terfs

Official ‘terfs get out of my house’ Post

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

i dont know what love island is but from what ive heard its like danganronpa for people that use snapchat

Disney is doing crazy things in the japanese mobile game sphere rn

I'm, above all else, a tangentgirl. always saying shit like "sidenote," "oh also," "by the way,"

crazy how there are only 2 hours of doing things every day before you keel over and die. if this werent normal id be worried

@elodieunderglass

It’s fabulous - though I’m unsure if it’s a trustworthy custodian of the sugar….

@elodieunderglass not horrible, but things with legs?

I’ll send them on their lovely journey, thank you!

I love getting unaccompanied minors (kids flying alone) who so clearly just. Don't want to be here lol. Sometimes I get to know a little of their story, like their parents are divorced, or a family member died and they're heading to the funeral, but usually they just don't want to talk about it and that's fine. But I always treat the flight like it's a challenge to make them smile. I offer them snacks and soda but that's never enough, that's whatever, they could get those from an airport vending machine. Chump change. So then I tell the worst jokes. Just the most embarrassing, kindergarten teacher, annoying dad jokes you can think of. And those always get a groan, or a "Seriously??" And that's my in! Now I can say "Why, what's your idea of a good joke? No, come on hotshot, make your best joke, let's see it." And they hem and they haw but of course they eventually tell me their very best joke because kids are little competitive comedy goldmines. And it's always super funny, so I laugh, and that's where they slip up. Because you know what you almost always do when your joke successfully makes someone laugh? You smile. And I'm like. Gotcha. Rookie move. Now you're going to end up having a good time in spite of yourself. I win.

Did this with an 11yo u.m. today and he said "What did the ghost say to the other ghost?" And I said "What?" "Nothing. Ghosts aren't real."

does anyone else have parents who suck in objectively funny ways

im going through some bullshit someones homestuck fankid would experience