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Occurred to me I never actually formally shared the link to my gay hockeycule magnum opus

if you like gay hockey players making out sloppy style and having raging orgies then you should click here

#pyro writes #pyro talks #take it for the team

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beguilingcorpse

game changer season 8 does have occasional faults but it also understands that for every high concept, You Can Only Get The Experience Of Watching This For The First Time Once episode (i.e., count the rice, noise some makes) there should also be more low stakes, We Made Up A Fun Game For Comedians To Play So You Can Have Fun Watching Them episode (don’t wake s&p, earwigs). season 7 was a slam dunk in terms of high budget twisty personalized torture chambers of unscripted television but that’s just not sustainable for the show in the long run and arguably antithetical to game changer’s first principles. fuck, man, sometimes you put a couple improvisers in silly wigs so that you can name the episode after a pun and that’s like half of the charm. sometimes you just have to let zach reino go whole hog on a fop bit and let that be the show. get back to the basics and leave some room for the insaneo heavy hitters. they can’t all be one year later!!!

landmineblogging

may every trans person on this hellsite find contentment in their identity

landmineblogging

may they always have friends that love and support them and may they always find something to appreciate in every day

landmineblogging

may they live long and fulfilling lives

landmineblogging

may they be happy

landmineblogging

may you be happy.

darkspaceboytoy

One day I will be your early 30s mutual. Take my hand and come with me

librarycard

[looks for you in everything] [finds you there]

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what-even-is-thiss

Car-centric infrastructure pisses me off but it also pisses off car owners and they don’t even realize it.

Do you hate traffic? Yeah. It’s because of all the cars.

Do you hate noise? Yeah. It’s because of all the cars.

Do you hate so many people under the age of 30 dying? Yeah. It’s because of all the cars.

Do you hate lung and heart diseases? Yeah. It’s because of all the cars.

what-even-is-thiss

Why is suburbia boring? Because of all the cars.

Tired of having to drive around your elderly, young, and disabled relatives? Blame all the cars.

Tired of air and water pollution? Yeah a lot of that comes from cars.

Tired of potholes? It’s because there’s so many cars.

More severe flooding than there used to be? Because of all the asphalt for the cars.

Is your city losing money and can’t afford to maintain suburban sewer and sidewalks? Cars.

Your town keeps knocking down all its historic buildings to build more parking lots? Yeah I think you know what to blame. It’s the cars.

shehasreadtoomanybooks

What do you mean I should stop buying books because I have ‘run out of space’? There is plenty of room not on the bookshelves. I mean, there’s a nice bit of floor over there… and a nice space under the bed. You don’t know what you’re talking about.

#also space for another bookshelf right here!!

3000s

taragrimface

if i had three wishes they would all be to make web 2.0 utterly illegal and go back to normal html

taragrimface

how do we explain to children that all our tech briefly worked perfectly and over time we threw it all away for sleek menus and corporate opacity

taragrimface

"we could give you a link to this mp3 OR we could run it in a proprietary player app that must connect to the internet every time you hit the resume button"

taragrimface

when i upgraded from a flip phone to an iphone and realized i could no longer record and set a custom ringtone because apple wanted me to buy radio pop ringtones, i realized, oh cool new tech isnt made for us it's made to exploit us and we are going to let it happen

serenity-bitty

ouch

witchesversuspatriarchy

Yes, Crystal power

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devilleworship

saw this on Insta and the idea that people who are anti-AI are just using it anyway like... willing to give it up? I ACTIVELY AVOID THAT SHIT BUD! WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT?

ALSO

It's not as if this shit has been around SOOO LONG. We all existed JUST FINE before this shit became THE THING someone decided to shove in our face like...

bolasaurus

Dude, I wouldn't even fucking notice until I go to Google something and the search actually works again.

serenitynerd

The only reason I would notice is my life would suddenly get easier

outofcontextdiscord

sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog

Saw your post about being shocked at being published in Sweden, so I have to tell you that the Latvian version of "Paper Towns" legitimately have one of the best translations of any young adult book I've read. So like not only are you published in a variety of places, but there is also effort being put it :)))

I have been very fortunate with translators. One time I was in Germany, and all these interviewers kept comparing my books to Philip Roth and Kurt Vonnegut and whatnot."

Like, the interviewers would be like, "Along with the other great American writers, your work focuses on adolescence. Do you feel that America is a nation coming of age?"

And I would be, like, "Fuck man. I must have a good-ass German translator."

duckworks

My particular brand of neurodivergence is a massive struggle with executive disfunction regarding starting the thing I need to do. If I can get 1-2 steps into a thing that's usually enough momentum to finish it.

So, usually I have to build up a mental "fuck it we ball" feeling that works for me when it reaches critical mass. But equally good (no lie) is @samreich in my head saying "...and the only way to begin is by beginning. So without further ado, let's begin."

rcktpwr

fill your body with cranberries so the horse that kills you gets a sensual surprise when he begins to feed

ceeberoni

i will give the horse that kills me no such luxury

fwippy

interesting dates on this post

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swan2swan

Where's that tweet about how American chants are "let's go [team name] and some other country (Irish?) fans are "I've made up a song about the other team's drinking problem to the tune of London Bridge Is Falling Down one two three"?

luimnigh

ladydevoir

homunculus-argument

There's a fascinating phenomenon that isn't unique to tumblr, but which I have certainly seen here a lot, which I'm going to call the Default Assumption of Incompetence. It's when somebody has the baffling habit of always starting from the assumption that other people do not know anything about anything, or at least that having more knowledge than the assumer is extremely rare and statistically unlikely. To do this, they will frequently go out of their way to ignore context clues that indicate otherwise, or in some cases the assumer simply doesn't know enough about the subject at hand to be able to estimate whether or not this person knows what they are doing.

The assumer will see a social media post about someone's mushroom harvest, which clearly only contains exactly two distinct kinds of mushrooms, which the poster has identified and correctly named in the post itself, and the assumer will feel compelled to warn the forager to be careful out there! Some mushrooms are poisonous and they should be very careful to only pick ones they can identify! The assumer, who has ignored the fact that the poster did identify both of the mushroom species they had picked, and can most likely be trusted to do so in the future as well, has naturally assumed that the person showing off the results of their latest mushroom haul must have been obliviously picking them at random like an unsupervised toddler who is lucky to be alive.

If someone makes a post talking about how they just got a new job as a bus driver, the assumer might swoop in to warn them that driving a bus is extremely dangerous! It's so dangerous that it's literally illegal to do that unless you have a specific special training for doing that! Even a normal driver's license isn't good enough, you need a special license for it! And when the person who just got hired as a bus driver verifies that yes, they know that, they do have the license to drive a bus, and that they wouldn't have even hired someone who doesn't. The first question of the job interview was about making sure that they have a valid license for driving this type of vehicle.

"Well how was I supposed to know that?" is the assumer's standard answer to being corrected. Not embarrassed or apologetic, only defensive and insulted, as if the other person here is the one being unreasonably rude for implying that it was stupid of the assumer to assume that someone who just got a job driving a bus might not know how to drive a bus.

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