Just a Little Critter

i know what im doing the next few days

also delicious 1998 ryan stiles being kinda stage married to colin mochrie is doing it for me

now, we've already seen toby make use of this in the past. he discovered that since it pulls in air from about eighteen inches higher than his nose can reach and expels it at his height, he can use it to get more smell data on current kitchen happenings. when I start cooking, he goes over to it and starts sniffing. but he's now advanced even further in his use of this particular tool.

lately, I've noticed that after drinking water, toby goes over to the vent and stands near it for 10-15 seconds or so before continuing on his merry way. I couldn't figure out why; usually, nothing that would produce interesting smells was happening. but when he did it today, I watched him more closely, and I saw he was gently swiveling his head from side to side. really weird, right? why would that help him sniff it better?

my fetish

my friend's fetish

A third button has been added. everyone who presses the red button survives regardless, but if a majority press the red button, everyone else dies. If a majority of people press the blue button, everyone survives—except for anyone who presses the green button. Everyone who presses the green button gets a crisp 1 dollar bill

congratulations, blue voters, you bleeding-heart numbskulls, you killed green. that’s 30 percent of the population, dumbasses

congratulations, green voters—you gambling-addicted, greedy, grubby pigs—on getting a whole “crisp dollar bill” and on being dead. i hope it was worth it

Next up someone is going to claim that the Narnia series isn't kids books.

Smoking is a vice. Vices can be managed, cut back and replaced.

If anyone tells you go cold turkey on most drugs in a high stress period of your life if they are not causing insane self harm or harm to others, they are like a puritan and a cop who is going to inadvertently hospitalize you or give you a stress attack. Quitting cigarettes cold turkey while braving exterior stress can make your health worse should you relapse.

Consider counting cigarette intake down before quitting entirely. So you don't have intense panic attacks.

You often need to be stable to quit. It is okay when you aren't.