ohh i get it now (doesn’t)

one day you start doing laundry and then you never stop doing laundry and then you die

venus planet of love was destroyed by global warming and me i feel also not so good

I think I was put on this earth to read good books but unfortunately I have to be "employed" to "live"

i don’t know. i’m barely a person. i just want to be kind and hold someone’s hand. eat an ice cream cone. stare at the lake. feel the sun on my skin. lay in the grass. run through a sprinkler. it’s so easy to forget life is supposed to feel like a deep breath and not a gasp

no babe i find your strange and creepy and perverted vibe to be very cute actually

my sexual fantasy Is to have someone notice my absence and wonder about me

(flirting) i could be your problem