he needs mouse bites to live

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I love how some fics are called shit like "They Only Shoot The Birds Who Cannot Sing" and it's like the most insane porn you're ever read and then some fics are called Spit On Me and it's 18,000 words of the most achingly id-scratching prose you've ever read and they're both. They're both so fucking good. thank God for fanfiction.

i know everyone says they hate being online and i understand why and i get it and its bad and everything but (whispering like i'm at a sleepover) i actually really like being online

a kitty is like a stuffed animal that is so heavy and it bite you and she loves you so much and you're best friends

Finished the phm book and one thing I noticed about the time skip to several years later on Erid is how much the language and grammar changes of Rocky's translated bits. Like throughout most of the book it's all "astrophage on me star bad bad bad" and then in the last chapter he uses earth phrases and idioms and seemingly perfect grammar! And I find this so cool cause he's technically still speaking his own language and grace is automatically translating it so most likely grace has gotten better at translation but also rocky's adopted a very earth-like way of speaking into his own language from years of sharing a ship with a human on the way home to his planet and I love how you can see the effects of them spending so much time together on the way to Erid just from the difference in syntax and grammar in the last chapter

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

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