Do Re Meme Fa Sol

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

#tapping the reblog button with utmost care because i’m handling a historical artifact (via @malarkiness)

trans bears are literally stronger than any US marine

How on earth would they be able to tell that a bear is trans. I’m not saying they can’t be but how would they communicate that.

:/

this is so fucking funny

we the jury find the defendant not guilty your honor

what the fuck

what the fuck

He also looks down at his dick when he said it burned

@nottweak

“Put it in me Scott"😫😂😂😂😂

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I saw this fabled artifact ONCE on tv when it was new and then never again. This one got buried FAST.

When fucking the hot pocket just won’t do it for you anymore 

I WOULD BUY THIS NOVEL

STILL WOULD READ THIS BOOK

how could it have gone wrong, my approach was data-driven and trauma-informed

This feels very personal to read the week that my masters thesis about trauma-informed education is due

Give JD Vance as much presumption of innocence as has been given to Luigi Mangione

RESTORING LOST MEDIA

anytime someone asks me if i have a boyfriend or valentine’s day plans this february i will start off by telling them that i’m a lesbian and that our valentine’s is on a different day than theirs

3 out of 6 people have believed me without question

Happy Birthday to Vanilla Extract.

This post goes around Tumblr every year, and it’s always true. There’s never been an uneventful or boring January.

official library post

Happy 10 year anniversary to this post!