Guardian Rock

Fic where Miranda is called for a family emergency on some remote Greek Isle, brings Andy, and proceeds to be absolute irate (not jealous, definitely not) when Andy keeps getting flustered by her twin sister, Donna Sheridan.

The funniest lie writers tell themselves is "i'll just write one sentence to get started." One sentence. Just one. To warm up. And then three hours have passed and you're 2,000 words deep into a scene you did not plan and someone has a dead mother now and the whole timeline shifted and you missed dinner and the one sentence is still technically in there somewhere, buried on page four, doing nothing, completely unrecognisable. You did not write one sentence. You never write one sentence. Stop saying one sentence.

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

If your friend starts making home made sour dough, it's too late, you will have to kill them

what if it's my dad puki. what then

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

Means soup is good

Sure, but why is there a day buffer period between the soup and the kiss? Does it only work on weekends? Also why only soup? When you really sit down and think about it, there are a lot of holes in her argument.