Guardian Rock

Xena: Warrior Princess

I want her to make me bend my legs so far up my spine cracks and my toes curl so tight I get cramps and my knuckles grip the counter so hard it leaves marks on the wood.

And I want to make her breakfast every morning and bring it to bed before she wakes up so I can stare at her lovely face, then I want to have a movie marathon in bed while playing with her hair

In just the past two months, Sony has:

Said the PS6 will be more than $1000 at launch

Announced the end of all physical PS game releases

While simultaneously announcing the end of two of their console game stores — ensuring multiple games will die forever

Declared that they are wholly dedicated to (A) leveraging A.I. when making games and (B) creating live-service games above all other game types

Announced that if you bought any movies through their PlayStation Store, over 550 of them will soon be deleted from all users' libraries — with no restitution offered of any kind

Gamers, it is time — to paraphrase Robert Vann — to turn Sony's picture to the wall. Any one of these insults would be bad, and taken alone? Maybe it could be swallowed. But this is an ongoing campaign of disdain towards customers, with each declaration worse than the last.

Remember how it got clowned on so badly that the person in charge resigned on disgrace and they did a full 180 on everything they had committed to?