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I think one of the funniest abortion stances I've heard was from my parents neighbor. He's a like, hard-core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald.
He believes a fetus is human with a soul, but also its "basically attacking the woman's body" so if she wants to get rid of it, that's "basically self-defense". He compared it to shooting a home invader. So he supports abortion not as healthcare, but as killing a baby in self-defense
Y'know I'm so glad someone reminded me of this. Because this was also discussed.
My stepmother did NOT like the way her Libertarian Viking Neighbor framed pregnancy as the fetus "attacking the woman". She incredulously told him this was extremely disrespectful to expectant mothers to portray pregnancy as so violent and negative.
Libertarian Viking Neighbor's response was that people consensually hurt each other all the time, and "there's like a whole community about that, with the acronym the one that starts with a B" And his reasoning was that if the mother was consenting to bring attacked by the baby, it in fact wasn't violent and negative because there was consent.
He brought up people consensually hurting each other, didn't go for one of the obvious answers like boxing or body mods or something, no he went STRAIGHT TO BDSM and he DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER THE ACRONYM
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thereâs a used bookstore in rural western massachusetts (the montague book mill) whose motto is âbooks you donât need in a place you canât findâ and i just feel like that summarizes tumblr too
posts you donât need on a site you canât search

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Disclaimer: for entertainment purposes only, just a joke, in a videogame, save it for the Terminators, etc.
Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving
Nano Banana : 1998 "artist self-portrait painted from a TV"
I lost a needle I liked in my pincushion so I decided to get a strong magnet and see if I could pull it back out.
I pulled out 68.
I very rarely sew.
This was my grandmother's pincushion. How many were hers?
Finding a 68 needles in a haystack pincushion
Where you would expect to find needles!
AND YET.
(I jibbled out some more so we are at 71 and I can feel at least two more in there by sweeping the magnet across. Now hunting for my strongest one.)
tomato is perfec t size for put needle inside very soft and comfort needle
A friend suggested 'a mimic that eats needles' and I got the most vivid mental picture.
Ryan Goslingâs career has just been one long quest to climb the Warner Bros water tower
that man has been trying to climb this tower since he was 16. he has asked multiple times, and every time they said no, but now heâs famous enough & variety was able to convince them to do a shoot on the tower. it all led here. it was all for this.
Iâm obsessed with the implication that this was a coming-of-age ritual where a boy becomes a man, like a bar mitzvah

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"Neighborhood Watch"
as a birdwatcher, i registered a certain familiarity with how the entire neighborhood converged with their horns and whistles to drive away the threat. this is definitely a rough piece, but i had to get it out of me.
At least Parkin is spice cake.
thank god Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton came together to make a PSA about the dangers of fake news
unpopular opinion: Vimes is kind of drama queen
Sam âheld a burning hot coal until it nearly took the skin off his hand while maintaining perfect calm and eye contact with the asshole in need of intimidation Just Becauseâ Vimes? Sam âsitting on the stoop with a mug of cocoa and a cigar, cautiously aware of every inch of the scene heâs buildingâ Vimes? Sam âcould just tear his sleeve to show the mark of the Summoning Dark but instead tears off his whole goddamn shirtâ Vimes? A drama queen? Reaching a bit donât you think
Yep, certainly doesnât seem to describe Sam âpretends to eat poison as a power moveâ Vimes. Not Sam âburies an axe in the table in the Rats Chamberâ Vimes.
I mean are we really talking about Sam âyes a whole room full of candles with wicks dipped in holy water is the best way to beat this vampireâ Vimes, here? Sam âhas fought bad guys on top of a speeding train AND a riverboat during a floodâ Vimes, really? Definitely Sam ânearly gets shot in the head by a crossbow bolt that shatters his shaving mirror and then uses the bolt to prop up a shard of said mirror to finish shavingâ Vimes weâre discussing here?
excuse me?????
vimes did not resign from his post in protest, observe the rest of the watch resign from their posts in protest, recruit them into a militia, sail to the country they were at war with, and attempt to arrest two different armies for disturbing the peace so you could sit here and call him a drama queen, as though drama was some myffic quality bestowed by an accident of birth and not the inherent right of every creatively petty and histrionic citizen of ankh-morporkÂ
vimes is a drama public employee
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donât worry about it
I love dandelions!
*puts a dandelion in your hair*
Reblog to put a dandelion in prev's hair