"You. Me. A bottle or four of wine and nothing but unadulterated unrestrained banter. Fill my head with your views on everything. On capital punishment and if you could flip the switch and whether your perspective changes if it involves a family member or someone you are close to? Tell me stories of your childhood and how it scarred you, how the small town you grew up in tainted your views on minorities or fostered a love of different cultures, how the first time you masturbated you were terrified and sadly disappointed. Tell me what your favourite colour and ice cream flavour and binge worthy show and vacation spot and season and flower is? Tell me what it means to you to be a feminist and what your view is on porn, mansplaining and dating websites. Tell me if you believe in sea monsters, ghosts, bitcoin and true love. Tell me what you’d say if you could pick up a conch and talk to the thirteen year old version of yourself, but only for a handful of minutes? Who do you look up to, who do you aspire to be like and how long do you lament over not being them? Tell me your thoughts on politics and organized religion and dick size and any other impolite dinner conversation topics? Tell me if you’re allergic to peanut butter or bee stings or pollen or ignorance? Tell me how flexible your body is, how flexible are your views on allowing pre-teens to drink coffee and having social media accounts and most importantly how flexible are your morals? Tell me if you can speak another language and do you consider Pig Latin as one? Do you have phobias or fears Tell me how you lost your virginity and when you think back on it do you smile or wince and do you have that one song that instantly whisks you back to that bedroom where you put all your trust in a locked door and a condom? And tell me if you think you are a good person… someone who can spill their guts over whisky because we had to switch up because we ran out of wine because you rambled on about that whole masturbating with a hair brush thing? Just tell me everything."

House in Wimbledon, London - Richard Rogers