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this is how skyrim dungeons are designed

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Halberd for the Bodyguard of Wolf Dietrich von Raitenau, Prince-Archbishop of Salzburg, 1580–1600.

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Well this is lovely

amygdalae

I hate this fucking thing so much but it's been years and I can never bring myself to get rid of it.

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astrodidact

Troop 6000 is a Girl Scout program specially designed to serve girls in the New York City Shelter System.

astrodidact

Alright so we still got 3 weeks before they are taking cookie orders on March 1st. Don't forget to sign up via email so you can get a reminder. 😁🍪

gehayi

Today is March 1st. You can order now.

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necromancelena

jrpg final bosses will seem way too over the top but then I encounter one fruit fly irl and start to monologue when it dodges me

necromancelena

"no... how did you survive my attack... what is this power??"

terriwriting

Me chasing a mosquito at 2 in the morning: “You insignificant little pest. How dare you disturb me?! I will destroy you and all your kind!”

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So Snoop cooking fan club membership at least me, Martha Stewart and Gordon Ramsay

vaspider

The way I fucking howled.

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reblog to give a lesbian a sword, a bi girl a dagger, and a trans girl a cool gun

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quiet-doll

recently saw ppl discuss whether they put their medicines in a kitchen cabinet or a bathroom cabinet and i was shocked by the fact that many ppl said kitchen cabinet. so now i need you to reblog this and say where you keep yours

leerans

bathroom b/c I dry swallow pills like a FREAK

but my mom keeps her pills in the kitchen

#Mine can be taken at any time #so I keep them in a lil case that's shaped like an orange on my nightstand #standard ibueprofin and such lives on a shelf by my desk

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i spent an insane amount of time trying to make that gif on my phone lmao please validate me 🥲

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tenaflyviper

If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway.

revdrfrog

It has returned to my dash and I cannot fight the compulsion to reblog…

dreaming-jaybird

the patrick lobster appears only once in a thousand years, reblog for good luck

dduane

…Luck is one thing. But just getting to look at this lovely man is another. :)

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wardenaristraith

It's the second thing. It's absolutely the second thing, there are papers on how it's the second thing, if they hear running water, they will go into damn building mode. It is so much the second thing.

#if you play running water sounds out of a speaker #they will DEFFO jam that mess up with sticks

langernameohnebedeutung

my blorbo appears on screen and I start making clicking-chattering noises like a cat when a bird flies past the window

langernameohnebedeutung

Eckzactly

tilthat

TIL the first known case of “dying from laughing” involved the greek man called Chrysippus, who, after giving figs to his donkey, cried out “Now give the donkey a drink of pure wine to wash down the figs”, had a fit of laughter afterwards and died.

via reddit.com

honted

pretty funny i guess

pastabot

had to be there

llamallover

Translation is always tricky, but I remember this slightly different:

Figs were an imported delicacy at the time, and the donkey just managed to eat them (without being given any on purpose). Seeing a donkey eating several times their own value in figs, the philosopher looked to his servant who might have been standing there either in shock, despair, or both, and said something along the lines of “Oh don’t just stand there. Get him some (undiluted) wine to wash the figs down with”. With (undiluted) wine also being an expensive drink.

I feel like that context makes it funnier. Basically like standing in front of your burning mansion with a butler, meeting their eyes, and telling them that you still feel a little chilly and ask them if they could put on an extra log or two.

commandtower-solring-go

idk what’s funnier, the burning house situation, or being the butler as you watch your master laugh so hard at his own joke that he fully fucking dies.

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charlemane

okay, i've seen this one post going around my dash a few times, and at this point i feel a need to say something about it:

vampires drinking from blood banks is NOT more ethical than drinking from live donors! in fact, it's worse!

most adult humans walking around on the street have a pint or so of blood they can spare with no real consequences for their health. (again, this is not true of everyone, so make sure you ask your donors about any health conditions before you get into it, but you were doing that already, right?)

but the blood in blood banks. the blood in blood banks is for people who need that blood in transfusion form to survive. blood shortages are real, and they kill. if you steal from a blood bank, someone could die for your theft.

the only reason that bagged blood is considered the "softer" option is because you don't have to look the people you're harming in the eyes to do it. coward.

theotherhappyplace

i would be SO PISSED if i donated blood and i found out some BOZO ATE IT LIKE A CAPRI SUN.

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