Elle Woods For Whales

Find me in bed, ignoring text messages and scrolling on Tumblr

Reblog if you were born in the 1900's.

Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of someone else's actions that I am directly impacted and severely affected by

stop deactivating

i thought we all agreed we were here forever

do you guys remember when we used to say oh worm all the time. remember that

is anybody out there

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

happy birthday devils sacrament. i wish you were never born

don't cry because it's over. attack. attack everything around you. do spin attacks

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Imagine your bike has been at the Wright Brother’s repair shop for weeks and you see Orville suddenly whiz over your head in a contraption