got a masters degree in dumbassery

my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍

This is painfully American

"empower children" <- even more radical thinking that will get the "protect children" crowd claiming you're the one they need to be protected from

Advanced maneuvers

Schmovement

not a wolf, not a dog, but a secret third thing

Reblogging in honor of Marjane Satrapi, one of THE great graphic novelists. Her comic Persepolis was a crucial text for shaping my belief that comics can deeply explore identity, culture, politics, and history.

Keeping an alive tumblr in 2026 is proof of one's sincerity and authenticity - a type of person who enjoys posting for the sake of it with absolutely nothing to be gained....just the enjoyment of curation and self expression untainted by opportunity and relevance

Let's get friday afternoon pregnant with saturday morning

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

The way society dismisses women's mental health struggles and men's mental health struggles may be somewhat different. However, it is incorrect to use that to conclude that women's mental health struggles are generally treated with more respect than men's

Like I get that it's tough to have a mental health crisis and have people tell you that "a real man doesn't act like that". Doesn't mean having a mental health crisis and being told "of course a hysterical woman would act like that, get it together bitch" is a privilege in comparison

you hear the sound of a baby crying, with the doppler effect, and then it's gone. you whip your head around, searching, confused, but you're alone at home at night. it never happens again.

A famous baseball player has just made millions, but can they live with their decision?