What is sleep

You Never Know!

You never know!

You never know!

i’m strange but friendly so people tell me things

I had a dream about getting stuck in an elevator 4 times in a row and I work in a place with an elevator that I avoided until I realized that was stupid and took the damn thing and you'll never guess what happened when I reached my floor

See if there is a small amount of work at work then I’m chill. And if there is a large amount of work then I gotta lock in. And if there is an absurd amount of work that is ill-defined, critically-important, and needs to be done immediately, then actually I’m back to chill because yall are just being goofy.

i’m so glad goncharov happened pre ai slop era

#weird way to describe 1973 but i guess it’s accurate

I asked my five year old cousin what he would do if there was a scary skeleton and he said "I would pour water on it and then kick it" and I've been losing my shit laughing crying about a wet skeleton for about fifteen minutes straight

free my girl she did all that and that’s what makes her such a compellingly complex character. that’s her essence

words cannot describe how much i love showering. my wet contemplative box

the chain by fleetwood mac. You agree

Fallout 3 power armor mechanic and his duplicitous twin brother who says the word "uncivilized" too much.

developing the hots for ryan gosling because of project hail mary is so fucking embarrassing I swear to god. that is a conventionally attractive man. a noted hollywood heartthrob. he's even blond, are you kidding me? did he win people magazine's sexiest man alive? I don't know. I'm not going to check but it wouldn't surprise me at this point. it's such a mainstream taste. such a clichéd celebrity crush. like oh I fancy ryan gosling and my favourite drink is coca-cola and my favourite snack is ready salted crisps. jesus christ. 'b-b-but i only like him when he's in a science pun tshirt and playing a dorky-awkward loner type!' doesn't matter. he's still ryan 'ken from barbie' gosling. it's so trite. I feel like the weird nerd girl in a teen coming-of-age romcom falling for the super popular jock. don't I know that I have a reputation to uphold here? cringe.