tallulah

every man here is a huge fucking pussy

hmm ive only been at this party 2 hours and ive already deunk my bottle of wine what do i do

me n mum in a screaming match bc a HUGE fuckoff spider appears in my room and i shout her through bc she isnt scared of them but shes chasing it around with one of my CROCS to hold it in (???) which obviously has a million fucking holes it’ll just escape out of so im yelling her to get something else and then eventually i just kill it out of convenience even though i feel so bad for doing that. and she yells at ME for doing that when she wanted to save it but in what fucking world was using a croc going to do

saw this jason arday stuff coming a mile away but nonetheless it’s still so harrowing. jesus christ

i was so sick at the thought of cuti going to arsenal that i kinda dont feel much about him leaving now. sad but in a much more relaxed way. when i tell you last weekend i was white knuckling a 2 hour car journey in a frenzy

you'd be forgiven for not thinking so due to my griping and moaning and depressive episodes and such but ive actually had such an excellent summer lol

our age of saus is collapsing

im almost sadder about luigi mangione's diabolical prison trim than i am about the fact he's pleaded guilty

VERY cute cashier at co op and did i flirt with him? course i fucking didnt

i know if i had small boobs i’d complain bc thats just what i’m like but truly mine annoy me so much and also i think small boobs look sooo chic :/ :/

thank god this heatwave finishes tomorrow im so fucking over it