antivancorvo

how do you explain to people that spending all your pre-adolescence and adolescent years in such deep depression you didn't expect to make it past 19 and somehow making it to 30 changes your worldview. like i don't need any aspirations, i'm just vibing with my iced coffee that brings me actual joy and contentment. might chuckle at a funny post later. life's simple. it's good

Thinking about starstruck and bloodymary and yea fuck it grockdrian too. Imagine you have the fattest crush on your stunt double's hot twin (they look almost the exact same) who highkey hates you and he just completely ghosts you one day. Is this bc you tried to kill his brother? Babe, you apologized for thatttt! water under the bridge right?? And then like what? 20 something years go by? And you learn that actually your boyfriend (you never dated) didnt mean to ghost you! He just got sent to space to save the world (mainly you ofc)! And then you hear more about the videos he sent and omg you've been dumped (you never dated) for some rock aliens and a mutant dude that kinda looks like that one youtuber he mentioned that one time! So anyways you're now trying to figure out how to get to space so you can ask to join their polycule (if by some miracle you make it, your ass is getting rejected full stop)

we really should be calling it fanworks, not content

I'm here for fun and community not to rp a mega corporation's underpaid social media intern