Just my little something

seeing americans post about their election with such disregard and apathy is going to give me an aneurysm actually girl just give that vote to me then i'll do it. since you're so fucking complicated

americans be like aughhh its impossible to choose between the convicted felon and the woman

I'd say that this problem has spread to other countries as well. The party that led my country for more than 12 years is winning elections by promising fight against progressivism, liberals, LGBTQ+ and "international agents" (non-profit organizations that are basically doing everything that the state is supposed to be taking care of - sick people, kids, poor, animals, nature...). They are still winning even though they have been REPEATEDLY caught lying, stealing... right now, to avoid ending up in jail, they are changing laws. (less time in prison for accepting bribes, damages need to be much higher to be considered an offence... based on this law, they just let out people who stole whole HOUSE and tens of thousands of euro from an 83 year old man...) They are also trying to make it legal to just shoot every bear in the country... and to chop down most of the trees... including national parks... so that bears cannot hide behind them - And I wish I was kidding about this. And YET. They are still getting votes. Because apparently nothing is more terrible than progressives being payed by George Soros and 72 bathrooms for all the different genders and all those evil non-profits that are trying to take over the country (btw. apparently, USA is sending money to those... so if you were wondering why there is not enough money in America, it is being sent to Slovakia to take over the country) And people are leaving the country instead of fighting for it and I don't even blame them anymore tbh. Sorry, I got angry. Politics are BS and sometimes I think we deserve another meteorite to hit the Earth to wipe it all out and start from the beginning.

blood test came back i'm full of blood

[Doctor Acula has entered the chat]

You're joking, but there is real life MUDr. Drakulova, hematologist, in Bratislava. It sounds better in Slovak - we add "-a" or "-ova" at the end of surname to indicate female - and we tend to spell Dracula as Drakula (Fun fact: I wanted to fact check if she really married a guy named Drakul and found also a funny story about urologist Drakul who worked with a nurse Cesnakova (cesnak = garlic)

(Wait, do I write here if I want to reblog with addition?) Anyway - past two weeks I've got like a dozen new followers - all those blogs were pretty much empty BUT they had their profile pics changed. I am still like 90% sure they were bots, because I am mostly just lurking these days and there is not really much of a reason to follow me - and definitely not so many people at once. (and no, there were no notifications for reblogs or likes of something older, just those followers) (I hope this will do what I think it will, because last time I used reblog like this, there was a nice and easy to use and understand editor, not this... I now understand why new users are confused.

boop.