material ghoul

*sighs dreamily* what a fucking weirdo

*twirling hair* what a fucking freak

but actually genuinely why is the ant sad and leaving with a bindle

sometimes people experiencing psychosis and/or mania will come up to you on the street and talk in confusing or upsetting ways. your job is to either have a regular human-to-human conversation with that person or politely leave. your job is not to call 911. do not call 911. you might kill that person if you call 911.

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quit laying solitary eggs with penniless dregs and come lay healthy clutches with a wealthy duchess

"they've had intercourse" "i know that i'm asking if they've kissed"

I KNOW when characters are bisexual. even when it’s not explicitly said

Can I be honest with yall I don't want to hear SHIT against cishets at pride this year

"But it's not FOR them!!!" The biggest military power in the world belongs to a christofascist nation overseen by a felon found guilty of 34 federal crimes and has greenlit a gestapo with more direct funding than the entire military of Canada for the purpose of ethnic cleansing. Let Hetero Jessica throw some biodegradable glitter at a municipal parade

At this point if anyone is trying to exclude anyone benignly pro-queer from a pro-queer space I'm just going to assume you're a fed or something idk like something something destabilize the movement from within or whatever

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

yes!!! thank you!!! I hate when people do this, it's one of my uh... one of my... oh no...

Old man, sitting in the pool steps reading his book

UNRESTRAINED SUMMER FUN

the world hates nocturnal girls