Hello there

who is Electric Bill and why do we all have to keep paying him

This one is always worth reposting. Telegram sent by Dorothy Parker to Robert Benchley, December 31, 1929.

we didn't start the fire is like the pokerap for people who grew up during the cold war

what day is it

crazy how the printer is the only piece of tech that acts up like that almost every day of its life. and we just accept it

i don't think i've ever met a printer that actually wanted to be a printer. i think most printers have dreams of being on the stage

I’m just an easy mark for dumb pilot humor. Today the captain was like “we’re now at altitude, feel free to move around, my one rule is you must stay inside the plane” and I lost it. It’s funny because you would die a horrible death akin to standing unencumbered on Pluto

oh shit we got december tomorrow…

you're lying

As an adult you must cultivate the skill of “Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.”

tormented girl fall