Me: [kneels down in front of faerie queen, head bowed] Queen: [taps my right shoulder with a sword]  Queen: “I dub thee a knight or whatever.” Me: [doesn’t move] Queen: “Uh. It’s over. Why… are you still kneeling?” Me: “Well ma’am I was kinda hoping you’d play with my hair.”

Me: “Aaaaaand with that, my fealty is guaranteed for like… eternity.”

Her : * plays with my floofy hair once * Me : Yes hi I cannot stress this enough: I’m your ride or die.

THE BEGINNINGS OF KAWAII

so are you telling me that Japan’s punk phase was really the kawaii phase

Yep. Kawaii has a lot in common with punk when you think about it. Fun quirk in cultures.

i like elephant seals IN THEORY cos they look so goofy but every time i watch any documentary about them all they do is fuck and fight extremely graphically and disgustingly to the death so i’m deeply afraid of them

I just googled “why do elephant seals fight” and got a video of one bashing himself in slow, rhythmic, dead-eyed crashes against a truck only slightly larger than itself while said owner just stood to the side, a defeated, perplexed look on his face

Pretty sure this is Homer the elephant seal from New Zealand. He’s not fighting that car he’s fucking it. It’s how he got famous, he became a menace to a town after fucking a bunch of cars. He also fucked a restaurant’s power box and caused a blackout. Absolute madman.

Ah, wonderful! Now I’m even more terrified.

king

Actually Potatoes were originally grown in Peru

As a kid who lives in Peru I can confirm that potatoes are from here and that we have over 1200 varieties of potatoes

only corn

Natives had corn before us. U gonna be a white supremacist u gonna eat white food. Sheep guts and boiled bread my dudes

Haggis is from Scotland. If we’re being fair with no immigrant food whatsoever, they can’t eat that either.

We’re getting down to “if you hate immigrants you can’t eat” and I’m 100% okay with that

Even the white immigrants are stanning this post. Keep the solidarity going.

lmao…potatoes came to europe in the 16th century

I hope this doesn’t work the same way for centaurs.

That straight up is exactly what I expected corvid art to look like tbh.