Me Too Buddy

I don't even know the point at which I'd start working overtime. I hate being at work so much I'd usually rather just not have money

*reading tarot* ouch! ten of swords. you mustve gotten stabbed a bunch of times recently

*flips next card over* by the devil

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

Blue Lois

can i help you

Red Marge

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

fuck i’m trying to catch all these flies but they think my vinegar is stupid. i have honey also but that’s for me i can’t give them any of that

management trying to hire and retain employees

LOL whos tye saultry little binch on the bottom lsft????

this post is less than 1% away from being completely incomprehensible

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I would let her kill me for sport

what a great day to remember that all aces and aros belong in the lgbt community

where'd all the anger go on the epstien files lol. Like did we all forget about it

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?