Who knew that candy had a downside?

oh well i guess ill just be fat and hot

Fińàncial Harm

i like videogames

you are a bad person

i like toys and playing. and sweets

you piss me off so much every day

marriage is insane. people will really be like "if you really love me youll sign this legal document binding our finances together"

to be clear im not saying never get married, im saying marriage is a crass, practical legal procedure and should be done for crass, practical legal reasons. and never marry a man who won't do dishes.

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

Goodbye white people no more cheeseboard

What have white people ever done to deserve this?

hi we’re a24 and we loved the ytp you posted when you were 15. do you want to direct the multimillion dollar adaptation of your opus, simpsons gone purple?