cry me a lake by justin timberriver

age regressing by 5 minutes so i can remember what i was just asked to do

Realizing the depression is not seasonal is like: Wow! What a beautiful flower! The birds are singing! I sure do love spring! I think I am fundamentally unlovable as a person.

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

thinking with my pussy? call that cuntemplation

nobody’s dick is big when you think of how small we are in the universe

my hips don't lie but they will exaggerate details, misrepresent the facts, and on occasion deceive via omission of crucial information

let's get whittled down to nothing together

With a glory hole you're having a threesome with the house

if im killing myself and youre killing yourself then who tf is gonna write the yaoi

one must imagine sisyphus livin la vida loca

i had a dream there was nuclear site-wide discourse on here over a post that was like "if youre sucking a blonde man's cock youre sucking on a clitoris 🗣" it was so real i feel like im still there

sorry bro I didn't hear your bit I got a little distracted reflecting upon my inadequacies

The only thing worse than having a job is not having a job. And the only thing worse than not having a job is looking for a job. And the only thing worse than looking for a job is being 19 years old.

Big hit in the job-seeking-19-year-old community