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Survive for 10 Minutes with a Werewolf.

In a Fight.

This is fucking hilarious

'horseplay' and 'monkey business' being treated as synonyms means something. don't know what though

Monkeys are so silly that what they consider business, horses consider play.

humans don’t have enough ornamentation. where’s the plumage, the antlers

i could go for a good vibrant throat sac i could display as i sing in the mating season

Humans have some of the most extreme hair variation over their bodies in the animal kingdom, with hair on some parts of our body a few millimetres long and fine enough to be almost invisible, and hair in other parts a good metre long if not artificially trimmed. Part of the inside of our mouths are turned out to make our lips bright red, we have comically oversized breasts and lack penis bones to make erections more indicative of impressive circulation, and have some of the most complex behavioural adaptations to self-ornamentation for courtship seen in anything that doesn’t spend half its life collecting blue bottle caps. How much ornamentation do you want?

I’d like antlers, as previously stated

I want bioluminescence

Sonar

Flared webbing would be nice

They call me millions knives cos that's how many knives it takes me to make a sandwich cos I keep putting them in the fuckin sink

just the concept of a kid fusing with her dog... her dog that practically raised her since she was a small child and loves her so much that he'll bend the laws of physics to keep her safe. and now that love will always be a part of her, something that is both so comforting and so so isolating. she will never see him again

what's fullmetal alchemist

this is the best possible reaction image for this post because the tweet originally said homestuck

this is the first time in my life i've seen a meme edited so much that it just says the original text again

spicing up conversations by saying 'you really believe in that' at the most basic inane things

I was trying to bore my 4 y.o. grandsone to sleep last night by counting slowly outloud 1 to 200. Around 170 he asks "are you just making stuff up?"

Legs are looking a little weak at the moment

final moments left to take part in horse creation!

you are DOING! An ACTIVITY! TOGETGER!! 😭😭😭