welcome to my humble aboard :)

It’s time for YOU to listen to me.

I feel it would be good to have a word that's like not ragebait but shamebait, where you can read a post and just go 'ah, this person just wants me to feel ashamed of myself and is not engaging with the issue in a constructive or useful way. I do not have to participate in this actually' and like. move on with your day

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

I think someone just shot Charlie Kirk

can we not spread rumours before the facts have been settled please

"blowing your load" and "cumming your brains out" are both really good, so you'd think "blowing your brains out" would be fantastic, but,

sliding you a note that says "do you fantasize about putting me under extreme physical, emotional, and/or mental duress? circle yes/no" with a bunch of hearts doodled around it

I once sent a woman a text message so interesting that she took three whole days to read it