welcome to my humble aboard :)

getting dick from the olive garden waitress and she's putting it in little by little like "say when"

getting pussy from the olive garden waitress and its obvious that they just microwaved that shit in the back

can i get an amen break burger

tanktops are so whorish I love them. My entire armpit is out. If you look at me you’re a slut

the touch starved traumatized tgirl would like to awkwardly sit near you and not initiate contact

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

"get ready for video games to become unaffordable" video games haven't been affordable for the last 10 years

was measuring out some sugar and i scooped out one spoonful and fucking said "two." i didn't know you could even lose count that fast