we don't have to bring back fap. you know the zeitgeist would turn it into another goon and plaster instagram with pro-censorship "fapping is for degenerates" type shit. but maybe... if a emo girl in a gir hoodie and scene hair said it to you... well. that would just be cute, right?

we can’t talk here contact me in my dream tonight

maybe it's time to try religious psychosis

i hope a giant sinkhole opens up under the united states supreme court with all the justices still inside

The internet is a device which can be used to contact lesbians

dead wife montage but it's a henchman reminiscing about da boss after he got put six feet under. picking flowers before hiding the bodies, wiping cocaine from your nose after a big night, that long drive down the beach to find the bookie who squealed. where did the days go

every time it rains i have the urge to say “well our plan to stand alone in a field with a metal rod is out” which no one ever recognizes is from phineas and ferb but usually kills anyway

Honestly the big apple is rotten to the core & we need some worms to finish the job

Someone should make a disco elysium spiritual successor that takes place in a maze and follows a protagonist who has to eat all the dots in the maze whilst avoiding several ghosts