Good Conversation is my Kink.

My social energy fluctuates wildly, which greaty affects how much I can initiate conversation. BUT I am still thrilled to hear from YOU. Please never hesitate to talk to me again, even if it's been a long time.

nooo tbe cigarete got gender dyspjoria :(((((((

shes gonna get on herbal replacement therapy i believe in her

I really want this bottle in my bathroom. I’d place it next to matching decorative soaps and towels as if it seems like it fits, but I’ll actually fill the thing up with ketchup. So when I have guests over and they decide to use the bathroom, they will see this bottle and have a moment of cognitive dissonance, “This [Soap Bottle] in the [Bathroom] is labelled [Ketchup], but surely it must dispense [Soap] instead of [Ketchup] despite the label saying [Ketchup] right?” and then let them have a moment of realization followed by abject horror as they pump viscous ketchup all over their hands instead of soap

“smash” but i’d be gentle it looks like a delicate bottle

There's no better case for socialism than the world's first trillionaire being a massive loser who cosplays as his mom and baby online and lies about being good at video games in an attempt to give his life meaning.

everything about this is gold. Er, platinum.

they should invent a job that doesn't affect your schedule or energy level that you don't have to go to if you don't want but you still get paid

#they did it's called ceo apparently (via @characterlimit)

Domming a guy i hate and convincing him good puppies like to be named Hubert then getting his name legally changed to Hubert then ghosting him