Good Conversation is my Kink.

My social energy fluctuates wildly, which greaty affects how much I can initiate conversation. BUT I am still thrilled to hear from YOU. Please never hesitate to talk to me again, even if it's been a long time.

The idea of someone smoking while they fuck me sounds so fucking hot to me

Please please please, either use lube or allow them to slow down.

I've been using my full name a lot lately in a very specific context which is nice because i like my full name but it has also trained an instinct to throw it around that could doxx me if im not careful (almost made a post with it before remembering that im a person and not a character in something)

today was rough so please reblog and tell me something good that’s happened <3

I made some customers very happy with my dedication to figuring out problems and being empathetic.

one of newton's lesser-known laws is that if you reload something that is buffering, it will start playing at the precise moment your finger completes the motion to refresh the tab

omg some of you are dumb. that's not newton, that's special relativity.. ya know, einstein!!

your special relative pounded me into the mattress last night. happy mother's day.

hey remember when the left still thought agreeing with nazis was a bad sign

i don't care if it's nazis, mormons, or a bunch of misguided autistic people. if anyone ever tries to tell you your soul is from another planet and you're actually part of the class of impressive people that secretly did everything cool in the world but is now extinct and lives on through your broken genome, you RUN. YOU WILL RUN AWAY. YOU WILL SPRINT FULL SPEED AWAY FROM THAT.

If you went to a bar and the bartender was a mousegirl you could ask for a drink and she would balance it on her head and say "for you, it's on the mouse"

the crazy thing about this is that it took one single word to turn it horny. coulda been a normal cute post. coulda taken the high road & conjured a delightful image of a mouse scampering down the bar with a beer ten times its size balanced on its head. but you had to say "mousegirl" and not "mouse." don't pretend this isn't what's going on either i know the score i know what's up. i'm familiar with this sort of semantic trick. you want to fuck down on an anime girl with certain characteristics of a rodent and everyone's gotta know.

in retrospect it's even crazier that the reason "girl" set this guy off was because it tangentially invoked the specter of the japanese

thats not a fag thats a canvasser for clean water action

this is like the boy version of “this is the butchest girl twitter can handle before they start getting scared.” that is a masc guy wearing a daisy pin

People don’t even say w00t anymore.

I bring a real 'actually people who are pregnant do deserve some special consideration because they are effectively at least temporarily disabled if not permanently after some complications' vibe to the party that a lot of people don't seem to like