Good Conversation is my Kink.

My social energy fluctuates wildly, which greaty affects how much I can initiate conversation. BUT I am still thrilled to hear from YOU. Please never hesitate to talk to me again, even if it's been a long time.

since "cage" is a last name and there are girls named "chastity" it would be theoretically be possible for a girl to be named chastity cage

Wake up babe new Austin Powers girl just dropped

Richard Keyes

just the two of us / we can make it if we try.

got my girlfriend into chuck tingle’s horror and we both bought a different book of his to the pool which summoned a bear who came over and was like MY MAN CHUCK TINGLE before diving into the pool

you see what happens when you enter the tingleverse?

don’t flirt with me because I’ll want to watch how you jerk off

In Trump's mind, there is no actual laws just excuses to protect or attack people based on perceived loyalty. It's a mob boss' mindset.

a group of goblins is called an orgy. because they. yknow. every goblin researcher came back from field research very flustered and covered in bites

haha you’re a dork (i want to fuck you)

stop making me horny by just existing, its embarrassing how desperate I get just watching you be you

Maybe you could treat that by thinking of someone who is more neutral like myself. I am super boring just playing a video game. No distracting muscle flexes or anything

Maybe there’s someone in this abandoned clown factory who can help us

this is what companies say every time they try to buy tumblr

does the body ALWAYS have to keep the score? maybe we could just have a friendly game this time. maybe we can just have fun without putting numbers on it