bunnies are so quiet…

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

they should let me listen to music while looking out the window of a train for my entire life

these days everything has to be some kind of shadow bullshit

ten years ago I was walking through my high school in a wet swimsuit to get my dive coach when I witnessed a girl getting in trouble because she had a custom LED belt buckle that scrolled the message “BOY GIMME THAT JOHNSON” and I loved it so much that I couldn’t even go back to practice, I just went home and went to sleep

*gracefully intense grip on the reflecting basin* kindness comes naturally to me. poison is not endemic to my nature. i will not eternally be an a-cup

Hero, in recognition for your courage and temerity in the face of my absolute evil, I grant thee a ring of maidenification.

this shits gonna flip into a clean 500 gold pieces for sure

Of course it will, should it leave your finger~

my friend you are off your rocker if you think this thing is even getting close to one of my ring slots I know better than to make that mistake after putting on one of your amulets and being turned into a newt for a week

you were really cute as a newt. . .