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Let's go into the full list of everything that happened into Izuku in about a two-point-five year period with him living his dream as a Hero.

Nearly dies in the first time he meets All Might

has his dream crushed for the first time - not by Bakugou's suicide baiting which he's more disappointed by than really traumatized, but by All Might trying to dissuade him from heroics

instead All Might comes back to him and tells him he can do it!

okay, solid! year of training, stressful test, very stressful first day because Aizawa's in his Bitchy Period, but overall things work out and he even gets friends and apology from someone being rude to him for like the first time (good job, Tenya)

nearly explodes his limbs on a second day because Kacchan goes way too far in a class exercise

ends up NEARLY REVEALING HIS QUIRK TRUTH just so Katsuki doesn't think he's a liar, and this by the way is during the nadir of their relationship like even Izuku is frustrated by Kacchan here more than 'Kacchan~✨✨😍✨✨' but hey, they're gonna work on that

things are okay for a bit, then the USJ

class nearly dies for first time, blows up multiple fingers as well as his legs, villains beat the ever-loving shit out of Aizawa and also again, try to kill them. Let's not mince words, there were adult men and women who were actively trying to kill a bunch of tiny teenagers. People wanted to hurt them all and it was by sheer effort that the worst injuries were to Aizawa or Izuku (self-inflicted)

okay, things are on the upswing again, the Sports Festival is coming up and everyone's getting pumped

Oh, but for the sports festival, let's also find out that one of the paragons of Hero Society, Endeavor, is a wifebeating asshole and that's why one of his classmates is prickly and cold

so lets get over that, and break all of his limbs AGAIN in trying to get through to Todoroki's heart

success, at the cost of the nurse telling IZuku he's doing irreperable damage to his limbs and she's not going to keep fixing him if he's doing dumb shit for no reason (again at least two of these four times were life-or-death situations, one was panic from getting his shit kicked in during an exam gone bad and one was trying to get through emotionally to an abuse victim but he can't exactly TELL people because the abuser is a literal pillar of society which we are going to put a pin in)

one of his best friends has a breakdown - apparently a serial killer nearly killed his brother and crippled him for life

very sad but at least Tenya is coping as best as can be expected (like a LIAR) and he gets training by All Might's teacher! An amazing period -

until he's now fighting against A NOMU THAT DRAGGED HIM OUT OF A TRAIN CAR followed by A LIFE OR DEATH FIGHT WITH THE SERIAL KILLER THAT CRIPPLED IIDA'S BROTHER

and Iida is bleeding on the floor and having a panic attack and there's a second man so they just can't run

get rescued by Todoroki - thank god he's here and his asshole dad is actually also dealing with the Nomu

not fast enough though so A FLYING NOMU steals Izuku and the person who saves him is, again, THE SERIAL KILLER

going to the hospital but hey at least no broken arms this time! improvement!

but hey! There's exams (not really traumatizing for Izuku, probably something in Kacchan's trauma list though) and preparing for the camp

when the guy who invaded the school proceeds to hold Izuku hostage at a mall and gives him a motives rant about how much he loathes Izuku and heroes

lets him go after this so just something for Izuku to hold on his lap and kind of look at it. cool.

now let's go have some fun at the summer camp, nothing bad is going to happen (besides a traumatized child who believes in nutshots more than heroes, but hey, can't be roses)

and summercamp is fun

until villains attack, including a man who wants to crush a child to death with his bare hands.

can't have that.

so broken arms x5, because he has to blast the Crushinator Bastard with his full power to the point where his arms are completely useless

but still! He! Keeps! Going! and he protects the child, who's having a bit of an epiphany

gets to come back to the news that everyone got jumped with one of his beloved best friends getting FUCKING STABBED WITH NEEDLES and meanwhile the villains in the camp are trying to hunt down two people

one of those people are Kacchan

does everything in his power to save Kacchan this time, gathers a band to protect him and try to save everyone

it's a failure - even with their efforts even with Izuku flinging himself uselessly at the wall of villains, Kacchan is kidnapped.

first time where Kacchan suffers and Izuku cannot help him

get back to class and everyone plans what to do next - Yaomomo is VIP here, got a tracker on Bakugou, which everyone is using to rescue him

but look: we're at 0/3 on Functional Adults Protecting Teens From Harm, and after the camp like 3/4s of the class has decided "nah I think I'm qualified"

Izuku in that team

they go and rescue Katsuki - it's effort and it only succeeds because Mount Lady is there to take a headshot for them but at the same time if they were not there, Katsuki would have had to 1v4 multiple experienced killers he just roasted. Katsuki would have been DEAD.

on top of this - this is the fight where All Might loses the last of his power. Completely empty, embers spent on AFO

"It's your turn now."

Izuku knows exactly what this means

he doesn't blame All Might - he can't even blame All Might. All Might has given him a gift, a proof that someone believes in him. This is a burden and Izuku loves this with his whole heart.

UA decides to become a dormitory, in order to stop having serial killers try to steal their students

Inko nearly pulls Izuku from UA, and listne: she's not wrong to do so. I will remind you, we're at 5x on broken arms for Izuku and we're not DONE.

Still, All Might is able to convince Inko that he will protect Izuku and he will be safe.

Put a pin in this too

I will add also, I love All Might. I think he's one of the best shounen mentors in the genre. He's just also a flawed person and unfortunately one of those flaws are overpromising (in his defense, he used to be able to give 110%)

anyway Izuku and everyone is grounded by Aizawa because they scared the shit out of them. Fair dinkum, Shouta, your students did some dumb (and necessary) shit

Izuku and Katsuki finally have a chance to talk and fight it out, get put under house arrest. Not a trauma, if anything this is a highlight for Izuku, he's finally understanding Kacchan more, and more over Kacchan is safe and sound

There is also licensing exam which is a pretty net positive, save for a girl being weird at him (I don't think anyone figured out this was Toga so can't count that as a villain attack, just a nudity attack. Local bisexual just can't escape boobs.)

Gets hired by All Might's former sidekick as his first proper internship!

Gets immediately told to give up his quirk to his cooler senpai!

Proceeds to fumble rescuing an abused child super-hard and has to carry that weight

Pulled into fighting the YAKUZA, who also are the people keeping the abused child under their wing! And again, Izuku (and Mirio for that matter) are acutely aware that none of this would be happening if they just trusted their instinct and NOT gave the scared child to the man claiming to be her dad!

massive knock-down-drag-out fight, with even more intensely overpowered villains.

Izuku gets Eri, gets her away from Overhaul and the other villains! Ends up nearly geting shot!

Only - Mirio gets shot, with a bullet that destroys his quirk

personal fight between Izuku and Overhaul, who is pumped up on Quirk-Steroids - shit is bad, we're at 7, 8, 9x bone destruction, but at the same time Eri's Quirk is going overload

in other words Izuku NEEDS to keep destroying himself so Eri's quirk keeps rewinding the damage and doesn't turn him into a fetus!

Ends up winning against Overhaul, but also finds out - Nighteye is dying from his injuries in the fight

First time someone has died and Izuku could not save them. Man was mean as hell, but he was still a person and still had good intentions.

Another weight to carry

But hey! We get hired by another Hero!

It's Endeavor.

Fuck.

Endeavor is trying to atone - had his head forcibly torn from his ass after achieving his dream in a way he resents and realizing that it sucks even if it was the way he wanted

Still awkward but at least he gets to support Todoroki and KAcchan is there too

And Endeavor, for all of his flaws, finally figures out a way for Izuku to use his quirk efficiently without turning his bones to gelatin powder

things are looking up!

ends up having a Quirk awakening during the next class exercise and ginds out his Quirk is 8 quirks in a trenchcoat!

scary!

but now Kacchan and him are having civil convewrsations!

things are looking up!

then, in the new year - massive villain militia overthrows a major city. Such a big attack that even dogshit interns are being called in

Well, the childten have licenses, so they gotta go to War 1.

Yes, War 1.

ANOTHER PIN TO RETURN TO.

Massive clusderfuck, like evetryone is getting a scoop of trauma. Villains are again trying to kill this sixteen year old who has never gone on a date or driven a moped

people are dying. People are resentful that these heroes are not saving them faster despite being outnumbered 4 to one and getting slaughtered

dozens dies, including one of the most beloved teachers

a massive kill attack is shot at Izuku - he can;t get away in time

insread, Kacchan steps in

Kacchan Trauma too, as he sees blood spewing out everywhere from his stab wounds

no time to reacht - gotta pull EVERYONE out of the fight as a mass desctruction wave is sent out

now everyone knows Endeavor beats his kids and one of them cosigns his terrorism to his dad's actions

also know that the government facility in charge of heroes has Amanda Waller's Hero Training Program so there's ASSASINS including the most popular hot guy hero

massive public backlash

massive societal breakdown

Izuku goes into a coma and talks to OFA - finds out that he needs to KILL SOMEONE, THIS GUY HAS TOYS IN HIS ROOM AND HE NEEDS TO KILL

This was 11 pages of direct trauma that Izuku suffers through for his entire 1.5 year period of have OFA. Nearly half of his HS years are literally just going through the wringer, to the point where being told to kill himself by his childhood best friend is an annoyance, not a trauma. The fact he's willing to go back to heroics at all, instead of begging someone else to take the suit that he never asked for, is a testament to his love of the field.

my emotions that were frozen long ago / started to take on color

as examples of how broken WW is elsewhere, you can clip through walls and go out of bounds to skip entire dungeon sequences pretty much anywhere with a ledge, use the Wind Waker to enter a state where you ignore physics and swim at 5000 miles an hour, and even fly infinitely into the sky after dying like some kind of helium zombie. do you know how many games could be broken wide open by an infinite height trick? TTYD would shave off 3 or 4 hours.

i am not a speedrunner myself but i watch alot of WW speedruns, as far as i know the NOW current method is to let yourself get hit by the damage barrier on the right side of the bridge, hit the wall with your sword, walk/jump sideways into barrier1 again while your i-frames are still active as far as you can as it wont trigger the pushback once you got far enough into its hitbox (EDIT with correction! you need to pull out the windwaker when the next damage would trigger to cancel it) , then walk while half within it to position yourself in a, i believe, pixel perfect spot in the middle where the invisible barrier has a tiny gap (possibly also pixel perfect), when aimed perfectly you take out a bomb and let it fall behind you (EDIT with correction! you need to pause buffer the bomb to drop it like that, which means you open and close the pause menue every next frame) as the bombs collision pushes you forward a tiny amount in a way you cant do yourself, if done right you slip right through the last part of the barrier and are good to go!

they show up in court and just ask the lawyer for the collection company: can you prove where this number comes from? Do you have a contract showing that you purchased our debt? probably luckily for them, a reporter researching a book on the topic showed up and asked the same questions.

10 minutes later they get in front of the judge and the collection company drops the whole case and theyre free to go. story is below, it has a transcript in the link too

https://twitter.com/BrianManookian/status/1674963884703088642

Someone made a Tumblr account pretending to be the Pokeball monopoly in a fictional universe, and people made a “KUNG POW PENIS” string using the in-universe letter-shaped pokemon, followed by a pokemon (zorua) making a slamming blast towards the camera, completing the spell or whatever.

They’re mirroring the real-life “silence capitalist” attitude, against a real account pretending to be a fake corporation, using symbols from the fake corporation’s world. They’re pretending like this attitude exists in-universe. This attitude in part exists due to real-life corporations increasingly encroaching into social life and injecting their presence on social media, like this fictional corporation is doing. It works as a good joke!

The real-life Pokemon company, presumably, issues a takedown, or the corporation of Tumblr does so voluntarily on their behalf, taking down the fictional KUNG POW PENIS on a copyright claim.