intercourse headache

i will bring all the rodents of afghanistan to the mother base. imagining pequod having to catch that little fella on a small balloon and give him a gajillion km ride. it's a shame they are supposed to go into the zoo platform instead of running all over the place.

he's munching on my hand

(October 20th, 2025)

my blog has become ummm www dot liquid snake and psycho mantis yaoi dot com

Thinking about this video I found from last year's Revengance playthrough. Wonder how much he's getting paid.

quadrobics and an animal mask would have saved him...

No need to teach your grandspider to suck eggs! Oophagy has been observed by several salticid species, and this H. semicupreus even got to exercise a bit of gourmand choosiness, passing over the insect eggs that didn't measure up to her standards as she Pac Woman'd her way down the line.

How to catch a snake

idc how little canonical sense it makes I do thoroughly enjoy drawing old cuno + old cunoesse theyre my favorite pair bonded stray cats

Okay but why is every caterpillar a goddamn work of art? What do you mean that's not even its final form? Absurd.

I hate that D walker has a hand you just know someone was like "huey why did you give it a hand" and he had to haphazardly deprogram the jerk off function and pretend it was for CQC

It's a trick! If you reblog you get TWO käpylehmäs in your blog!

They're traditional Finnish toys, little cows made out of spruce cones, on their way to see the world from one tumblr blog to another