my best friend linen my brother in arms cotton my partner wool my beautiful sister silk

our sick deranged enemy polyester....

the demon lord, prince of lies, "Vegan Leather"...

Everyone got that one friend that was a failed vessel for something greater 🤣🤣🤣

You are an unreliable narrator because your coping mechanisms for your deep-seated trauma forbid you from acknowledging the reality of the situation. I am an unreliable narrator because I sincerely have no idea what the fuck is going on.

losing dog but no one bets on me because i Don’t even lose well enougj

just stressed myself out until i died

I love dinosaurs because I too feel like a mysterious prehistoric being that is more conceptual than real in people’s minds that just might disappear one day and can never be truly understood

ma'am, I'm going to place you on a brief hold while I look for a reaction image

repeat after me. humans are not inherently evil humans are not like a virus on this earth humans do not “deserve” to go extinct or anything like that. we are living breathing animals that deserve space just like every other creature on this planet. there’s just a tiny amount of us that have a fuck ton of money and power and they really suck

when i grow up i want to be myself

in a way i am my own dead wife

fuck, marry, kill: the wound that won’t heal, the past you can’t undo, the ghost that keeps returning