🔞 MeldritchHorror 🔞

i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre

You just hate me because the patterns on my clothes move around like they do on chowder and yours don’t

surely the conses wont quence

Cats fucking love lanolin (naturally occurring on sheep's wool, secreted by their skin) so it's possible that whatever brand of wool you buy doesn't strip all the lanolin off during processing. The majority of wools will have as much stripped out as possible but it depends on what you buy and where/how it was processed.

be good to people for no reason

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode