Singer of the Unsung

Sorry for texting back instantly, my phone is in my hand, I'm mature and I like u

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”

I named my identical kittens "Rosencrantz and Guildenstern", undifferentiated. Still mad that the vet made me assign one to each specifically.

Best cat names of all time, Guildenstern and Rosencrantz

so ive been meaning to do this poll for a while because my hypothesis is that seattle is the most Tumblr city, likely in the entire world. tumblr has a huge american majority userbase obviously, but just for comparison going forward, only 0.22% of the american population lives in seattle. as of this reblog, this poll is showing 4% of respondents are seattleites. given, this isnt scientific at all, because my blog just has a lot of seattle connections and seattle followers, but it's still an impressive bias

Listening to happy music to get through the disassociative episode

this feels like adhd with depression

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

I’ve seen people pass around the “hold up, I’m googlin’ something” image but it cropped out the part where he was googling “how many guys can one guy take”

Hawaii catching a stray here