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another underappreciated tumblr feature that you dont get on other sites is the queue. i love it when something i thought was funny six months ago and then forgot about a week later crawlts its way out of the processing vortex and i get to see it all over again.
you should queue this post it would be funny and grant me immortality
you motherfuckers put me in the processing vortex
canned ravioli
THEY COME IN CANS???
HOW HAVE YOU NOT HEARD OF CANNED RAVIOLI?!?!?
BECAUSE I'M A REGULAR HUMAN WHO BOILS THE RAVIOLI AND THROWS SAUCE ON IT AFTERWARDS OR SOMETHING. WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN CANNED RAVIOLI???????????
DUDE HOW HAVE YOU NOT HAD CANNED RAVIOLI
THAT'S WHAT CHEF BOYARDEE IS???? I THOUGHT IT WAS LIKE. JUST THE SAUCE. NO. IT'S THE WHOLE ASS PLATE. CANNED RAVIOLI???? IM NOT AMERICAN WTF
DUDE WEāRE WEIRD JUST WAIT TILL YOU FIND OUT ABOUT EZ CHEEZE
...what the fuck is EZ Cheeze?
@dumb-but-happy
Get the fucking gun
WHAT RHE FUCK TYPE OF FOOD ARE YOU EATING!! THE ONLY KINd OF RAVIOLI THAT IS ACCEPTABLE IS TOSTED RAVIOLI!! ALSO PUTTING CHEESE IN A CAN IS A DISGRACE TOWARDS MOTHER NATURE AND IF YOU DO IT YOU SHOULD BE BEATEN WITH rocjKS IN THE TOWN SQUARE
It's toasted? I thought ravioli was boiled
YES??! WHO THE FUCK BOILS RAVIOLI?!?1
REGULAR FUCKING HUMANS???? YOU PUT THE RAWWWW RAW RAVIOLI THE RAWVIOLI IN THE BOILING WATER WAIT A BIT TIL THE FUCKING DOUGH ISNT RAWWWWW ANYMORE AND THEN YOU PUT IT IN YOUR PLATE AND YOU EAT THE COOKED RAVIOLI
NO WTF!? YOU BUY THE RAVIOLI FROM THE STORE THEN PUT IT IN THE OVEN FOR 8-13 MINUTES AND EAT IT. SOMETIMES WITH MARINARA SAUCE BUT THATS GROSS, ITS COMMENLY A SIDE DISH FOR PIZZA YOU UNCULTURED SWINE. IN WHAT WORLD WOULD IT BE APPROPRIATE TO BOIL RAVIOLI
IT IS CRUNCHY ON THE OUTSIDE AND BEEFY ON THE INSIDE WITH SOME LITTLE GREEN THINGS. ITS SO GOOD IF YOU DONT BURN IT.
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEANNNN IT'S A SIDE DISH FOR PIZZA???? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEANNNN YOU PUT IT IN THE OVEN???????
WHAT IN MY MOTHERS HOLY PANTHEON DO YOU MEAN IT'S CRUNCHY???? ANY TYPE OF PASTA SHOULDN'T BE CRUNCHY YOU FUCKWAD
PASTA?
PASTA!?
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ON THAT MAKES YOU CLASSIFY RAVIOLI AS PASTA?! IN WHAT WORLD IS IT CLASSIFIED AS PASTA?!! HOW DO YOU SEE THIS AND THINK, āah yeas beloved pastaā
no but I look at this and think its pasta
oh my fucking god this post again. also, side dish for pizza!????
Every person on this post is on copious amounts of drugs there's no way otherwise
I wish I was
and donāt worry, us americans also view ez cheese as an abomination
WHAT IS THAT PLATE OF RAVIOLI THAT IS NOT RAVIOLI
please help me all I said were two words and now this is happening send help Iām scared
sobbing.
this is the most heated argument Iāve ever seen on this website
also Iāve never had ravioli and I think it looks like a dumpling had a baby with a hot pocket
honestly you're exactly right
@sparklykat-hideoutenthusiast WHY ARE YOU BRINGING THIS BACK
The perfect demonstration of how the internet brings radically different cultures together, allowing us to discover the most mundane differences that seem so separate from cultural practices and regional differences that we don't even stop to consider the possibility of their existence. Until it's shoved in our face, forcing us to confront the true nature of how horrifying everyone else's ravioli is.
That is the most beautiful description of this argument about chef boyardee beef ravioli
Did crunchy ravioli person just show us a picture of pizza pockets?
āBlack folks donāt exist in his narrative. Queer folks donāt exist in his narrative. And in his campaign rhetoric, we only exist as the root of Appalachiaās problems; never as one of its sources of strength.ā
Hillbilly Elegy perpetuates a stereotyped representation of Appalachia, one in which people like me donāt exist
Which book series did you go the hardest for as a child
Harry Potter
Twilight
The Hunger Games
Divergent
Percy Jackson
Warrior Cats
A Series of Unfortunate Events
None of these/other (tell me in the tags)
A very biased list based on what I perceived to be popular when I was a kid and of series that I loved - tell me if thereās a series from around this same time that you were obsessed with that I missed!

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Anyone else getting really fucking sick of this support:condemn dichotomy where folks online act like the only two possible responses to anything ever are to wholeheartedly support it or wholeheartedly condemn it?
"Oh you said that you dont think that random stranger should be sent full on death threats and doxxed for their iffy artwork? Why do you support racism" how about we all go outside and interact with real people and see how they react when you say things like that!
"I dont think you should full on ruin this persons life and all their chances of existing online forever over something that could very well be a shitty mistake that can be corrected" seems to be a real hot take among the same crowd who claims to support prison abolition
I used to tutor high school kids. When Taylor Swift released her most recent album, one of my students was complaining about how awful she was and how she didn't deserve fame. She said, "don't you hate her?"
I shrugged and said "I have no opinion."
The student was baffled. "What do you mean? You either like her or you don't."
I said that my life was completely independent from Taylor Swift and whatever she did or said. It doesn't affect me. I don't care. I'm not going to spend time hating some rando who doesn't know I exist. (And isn't a politician. Because I'll always fistfight Republicans.)
She was so confused that someone could be neutral.
Sometimes, things aren't that serious. If no one is getting hurt, then leave it be. You'll save yourself so much energy.
Normalise not giving a fuck
whats the worst pain you've ever experienced?
broken/bruised/etc bone
surgery
menstrual
cut/wound
burn
digestive
joint/arthritis
muscle cramp/pull/tear
headache/migrane
sti/std
other chronic pain
something else
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If you'd like to participate in my Wizard Survey to help me out with my thesis I would very much appreciate it! :D
Everytime this gets a note when its nowhere near christmas I question my sanity just a little bit more
No, it is July, stop that, stop giving this notes, you guys have lost reblogging privileges

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for those who donāt remember, āmole interestā was an experiment I did 2 years ago because I wanted to test what causes tags to go trending on tumblr. My hypothesis was that all it takes is one (1) post blowing up in an established tag to make the entire tag trend.
I had randomly generated 2 words, which is where āmole interestā came from. I failed to consider that by generating a new tag, it wouldnāt have had enough posts already in it to prove what I now call āthe mole interest effectā.
But now it does.
In 2023, we said āfuck itā a la mythbusters and ended up doing whatever it took to get #mole interest to trend. And it did. And it happened to be September 11th that day, and we managed to get #mole interest to trend ABOVE #9/11.
So, in the name of science, I ask you to reblog just this post. Letās put the mole interest effect to the test.
you guys have gotten this to 20k in 2 and a half hours thatās insane
itās still not trending! so far this could mean:
20k is not enough for one post to make a tag trend, but it could be possible with more notes
All the other trending tags have more activity in general at the moment, but the mole interest effect could work on a particularly slow day
I was wrong, and the mole interest effect isnāt a thing! It happens sometimes. But a disproven hypothesis doesnāt mean the experiment āfailedā! Being wrong is still a learning opportunity. You guys are helping me collect (mole) interesting data regardless!
Oops! All filk! Wolf 359 fanmixes
āOops! all filk!ā playlists for the main characters of Wolf 359, because I've spent SO long thinking about this and was delighted to learn that as of 2023 all of them DO have recorded versions on the internet! "Swamp Gas" had been the last one I was missing haha.
Minkowski: If You Dare To Take The Journey, And You Give The Wolf His Due
Anna - Vixy & Tony
Good Ship Manatee - Leslie Fish et al.
Do Lemons Grow In Space - Paul MacDonald
Skybound - Anne Prather (as Aislinn)
The Price of Command - Mercedes Lackey, Leslie Fish, and Larry Warner
Hymn to Breaking Strain - Julia Ecklar and Leslie Fish (and Rudyard Kipling)
Burn It Down - Vixy & Tony
Chances & Choices & Fortunes & Fates - Astrisoni
I don't love "Skybound" for Minkowski, and I'm still looking for the perfect song to encapsulate early-show Minkowski who desperately wants to be an astronaut and is desperately afraid of failing and proving everyone right about her. However "Burn It Down" is the most Minkowski song ever so it evens out.
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Eiffel: Swamp Gas
Bitch Song - Leslie Fish
Rocket Riderās Prayer - Steve Savitzky, Cecilia Eng, Ernie Mansfield, and Kristoph Klover
Just an Old SF Movie - LA Filkharmonics
Don't Push That Button - Duane Elms and Larry Warner
Swamp Gas - Leslie Fish
Long Distance Transmission - Love Patrol Beta
Guardians - Leslie Fish
The Thousandth Man - Leslie Fish (and Rudyard Kipling)
Chances & Choices & Fortunes & Fates - Astrisoni
The first couple are about Vibes(TM), but "The Thousandth Man" is intensely right for who Eiffel becomes.
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Lovelace: Thoughts of a Homeless Alien
Signy Mallory - Leslie Fish
Sam Jones - C. J. Cherryh and Leslie Fish
The Price of Command - Mercedes Lackey, Leslie Fish, and Larry Warner
Thoughts of a Homeless Alien - Julia Ecklar
Save You - PhemieC
Dr. Von Braun - Kathy Mar
Still Alive - Leslie Fish
Chances & Choices & Fortunes & Fates - Astrisoni
Some slightly weird pulls here but Lovelace is such a specific character. I'm still not completely satisfied, but it's a solid core. Yes that's a Homesuck filk, fight me. I also considered putting a Destiel filk on here and I haven't fully decided not to in the final versions when I make nice folders of MP3s and covers and liner notes haha. The only reason "Odysseus" by Annie Moriondo isn't on here is that it's a biiiit of a stretch to call that filk even though it has very filk-y vibes and the songwriter wrote it for a sci fi audio drama. Haven't fully decided against that either. Anyway Isabel Lovelace the woman that you are.
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Hera: Can Anybody Hear?
The Phoenix - Julia Ecklar
The Collars - Escape Key
The World Inside the Crystal - Steve Savitzky (or possibly the Kathy Mar version)
Pioneer's Song - Julia Ecklar and Leslie Fish
Elizabeth's Song - Technical Difficulties
Bugs - Steve Savitzky
One Final Lesson - Technical Difficulties
Let the Path Grow Over - John Callaghan
Chances & Choices & Fortunes & Fates - Astrisoni
This one was a struggle, and I'm still not sure if "Pioneer's Song" has the right vibes, and keeping the Steve Savitzky songs to a minimum was tough because he wrote 90% of the filk songs about computers and coding by volume. Choosing ones about Hera rather than just about computers was also a challenge. John Callaghan is also not actually a filker per se but he does weird sci fi and Doctor Who inspired stuff sometimes so it BASICALLY counts and it's SO post-Memoria Hera.
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Hilbert: Or Who Is Heaven For?
Likho's Lullaby - Vixy & Tony
Surprise! - Leslie Fish
Wernher von Braun - Tom Lehrer
Eight Legged Blues - Vixy & Tony
Blue Bread Mold - Leslie Fish
Lucifer - Don Simpson and Leslie Fish
Tom Lehrer is also not strictly a filker but his songs are staples of filk circles so he counts. Also Hilbert you don't get the Found Family song.
Hey. Why isnāt the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isnāt that fucked up? Does anyone else think thatās absurd?
It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! Thatās a big deal! Iāve never thought about it before but now that I have, itās ridiculous to me that thatās not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why donāt we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!
Itās July 20th. Thatās the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. Iām ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and Iām going to have a goddamn potluck. Youāre all invited.
Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this
This is a scheduled post for two days before the anniversary of the moon landing. Please get your moon themed items and foods sorted now in anticipation.
Hey so I see folks with alot of the same issues, and alot of other people going "hey man its not like that" and the first group going "man your crazy". And from personal experiance it became very suddenly Not Like That once I moved 2000 miles away from my hometown so i gotta ask
Where you at?
Pacific
Frontier
Midwest
The South
Northeast
Carribean U.S.
I do not live in the United States
āsideblog mutualsā is one of the weirdest relationships you can have with someone on here i think. like yeah weāre sort of mutuals but only when weāre both wearing funny hats and doing little voices talking about our shows. like what are we

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Violets are Red
Roses are Blue
Wait that was wrong
I gotta redo
No. No it won't. It will not get almost 10 times as many notes as my currently most noted post. I refuse. Also why have I already gotten a reblog that says this?? I currently have 5 notes on this post.
It's way more than 0.02% cause I'M NOT GETTING 10K, I'll get a maximum of 100 notes on this post.
Please I'm not ready to be world famous. Please no.
Weāre at 300 notes now oh god
Investing at 350ish notes
Gonna be funny when it just suddenly stops gaining notes now and your reblog is one of the last ones
lmao 400 notes now
It's still just 400, okay? That's still not even close to 10k. It's not reaching 10k ever. I've had other posts reach over 400 and they still don't have 10k, so neither will this one.
sure thing buddy keep telling yourself that :3
YEah I will cause it's true
how is having 600 notes on this going?
I made this post like a day ago at this rate it's gonna be at 10k in like 20 days. Please no
depends how growth on this post is. if it's exponential growth, assuming at t = 0 there was 1 note, t = 1 is 1 day, solving 604 ^ t = 10,000 gives us t = 1.438.
10k is coming in less than half a day, if these calculations hold true.
I mean I'd assume if anything it would start to go more slowly the longer time passes and this post is probably competely dying before I reach 10k. At least I hope so...
gosh but like we spent hundreds of years looking up at the stars and wondering āis there anybody out thereā and hoping and guessing and imagining
because we as a species were so lonely and we wanted friends so bad, we wanted to meet other species and we wanted to talk to them and we wanted to learn from them and to stop being the only people in the universe
and we started realizing that things were maybe not going so good for usā we got scared that we were going to blow each other up, we got scared that we were going to break our planet permanently, we got scared that in a hundred years we were all going to be dead and gone and even if there were other people out there, weād never get to meet them
and then
we built robots?
and we gave them names and we gave them brains made out of silicon and we pretended they were people and we told them hey you wanna go exploring, and of course they did, because we had made them in our own image
and maybe in a hundred years we wonāt be around any more, maybe yeah the planet will be a mess and weāll all be dead, and if other people come from the stars we wonāt be around to meet them and say hi! how are you! weāre people, too! youāre not alone any more!, maybe weāll be gone
but we built robots, who have beat-up hulls and metal brains, and who have names; and if the other people come and say, who were these people? what were they like?
the robots can say, when they made us, they called us discovery; they called us curiosity; they called us explorer; they called us spirit. they must have thought that was important.
and they told us to tell you hello.
So, I have to say something.Ā
This is my favorite post on this website.Ā
Iāve seen this post in screenshots before, and the first time I read it, I cried. Just sat there with tears running down my face.Ā
Because this, right here, is the best of us, we humans. That we hope, and dream of the stars, and we donāt want to be alone. That this is the best of our technology, not Terminators and Skynet, but our friends, our companions, our legacy. Our message to the stars.Ā
Iām flat out delighted, and maybe even a little honored, that I get to reblog this.