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linolinadoon

Species Swap Project Hail Mary idea

Grace wears glasses because of eyesight issues...

I could make my Eridian!Grace have some sort of issues/struggle with echolocation, probably having some sort of thing implanted to help him with it. After so long in space its kind of not working that great, which leaves him less "graceful" when moving about.

And of course Rocky named him "Grace" because he is graceless and clumsy, we all know that. but it also has a special meaning because meeting him is Rocky's "saving Grace"

#im pictuung like a sound horn glued to his head m #just a funny visual

monsterpotion

another underappreciated tumblr feature that you dont get on other sites is the queue. i love it when something i thought was funny six months ago and then forgot about a week later crawlts its way out of the processing vortex and i get to see it all over again.

monsterpotion

you should queue this post it would be funny and grant me immortality

monsterpotion

you motherfuckers put me in the processing vortex

my-mom-named-me-duck

canned ravioli

thegreatlazule

THEY COME IN CANS???

my-mom-named-me-duck

HOW HAVE YOU NOT HEARD OF CANNED RAVIOLI?!?!?

thegreatlazule

BECAUSE I'M A REGULAR HUMAN WHO BOILS THE RAVIOLI AND THROWS SAUCE ON IT AFTERWARDS OR SOMETHING. WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN CANNED RAVIOLI???????????

my-mom-named-me-duck

DUDE HOW HAVE YOU NOT HAD CANNED RAVIOLI

thegreatlazule

THAT'S WHAT CHEF BOYARDEE IS???? I THOUGHT IT WAS LIKE. JUST THE SAUCE. NO. IT'S THE WHOLE ASS PLATE. CANNED RAVIOLI???? IM NOT AMERICAN WTF

my-mom-named-me-duck

DUDE WE’RE WEIRD JUST WAIT TILL YOU FIND OUT ABOUT EZ CHEEZE

angelicassassinations

...what the fuck is EZ Cheeze?

my-dad-named-me-goose

angelicassassinations

@dumb-but-happy

Get the fucking gun

hestia-the-freak

WHAT RHE FUCK TYPE OF FOOD ARE YOU EATING!! THE ONLY KINd OF RAVIOLI THAT IS ACCEPTABLE IS TOSTED RAVIOLI!! ALSO PUTTING CHEESE IN A CAN IS A DISGRACE TOWARDS MOTHER NATURE AND IF YOU DO IT YOU SHOULD BE BEATEN WITH rocjKS IN THE TOWN SQUARE

mildlybizarrecorvid

It's toasted? I thought ravioli was boiled

hestia-the-freak

YES??! WHO THE FUCK BOILS RAVIOLI?!?1

thegreatlazule

REGULAR FUCKING HUMANS???? YOU PUT THE RAWWWW RAW RAVIOLI THE RAWVIOLI IN THE BOILING WATER WAIT A BIT TIL THE FUCKING DOUGH ISNT RAWWWWW ANYMORE AND THEN YOU PUT IT IN YOUR PLATE AND YOU EAT THE COOKED RAVIOLI

hestia-the-freak

NO WTF!? YOU BUY THE RAVIOLI FROM THE STORE THEN PUT IT IN THE OVEN FOR 8-13 MINUTES AND EAT IT. SOMETIMES WITH MARINARA SAUCE BUT THATS GROSS, ITS COMMENLY A SIDE DISH FOR PIZZA YOU UNCULTURED SWINE. IN WHAT WORLD WOULD IT BE APPROPRIATE TO BOIL RAVIOLI

IT IS CRUNCHY ON THE OUTSIDE AND BEEFY ON THE INSIDE WITH SOME LITTLE GREEN THINGS. ITS SO GOOD IF YOU DONT BURN IT.

thegreatlazule

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEANNNN IT'S A SIDE DISH FOR PIZZA???? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEANNNN YOU PUT IT IN THE OVEN???????

WHAT IN MY MOTHERS HOLY PANTHEON DO YOU MEAN IT'S CRUNCHY???? ANY TYPE OF PASTA SHOULDN'T BE CRUNCHY YOU FUCKWAD

hestia-the-freak

PASTA?

PASTA!?

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ON THAT MAKES YOU CLASSIFY RAVIOLI AS PASTA?! IN WHAT WORLD IS IT CLASSIFIED AS PASTA?!! HOW DO YOU SEE THIS AND THINK, “ah yeas beloved pasta”

my-mom-named-me-duck

no but I look at this and think its pasta

the-straight-guy-of-tumbir

oh my fucking god this post again. also, side dish for pizza!????

vinzgamer

Every person on this post is on copious amounts of drugs there's no way otherwise

my-mom-named-me-duck

I wish I was

crowthekiller

and don’t worry, us americans also view ez cheese as an abomination

maryland-officially

WHAT IS THAT PLATE OF RAVIOLI THAT IS NOT RAVIOLI

my-mom-named-me-duck

please help me all I said were two words and now this is happening send help I’m scared

maryland-officially

RIP

maryland-officially

sobbing.

lemmations

this is the most heated argument I’ve ever seen on this website

also I’ve never had ravioli and I think it looks like a dumpling had a baby with a hot pocket

my-dad-named-me-goose

honestly you're exactly right

my-mom-named-me-duck

@sparklykat-hideoutenthusiast WHY ARE YOU BRINGING THIS BACK

insert-clever-username-1133

The perfect demonstration of how the internet brings radically different cultures together, allowing us to discover the most mundane differences that seem so separate from cultural practices and regional differences that we don't even stop to consider the possibility of their existence. Until it's shoved in our face, forcing us to confront the true nature of how horrifying everyone else's ravioli is.

my-mom-named-me-duck

That is the most beautiful description of this argument about chef boyardee beef ravioli

ysabelmystic

Did crunchy ravioli person just show us a picture of pizza pockets?

eagleinasunbeam

“Black folks don’t exist in his narrative. Queer folks don’t exist in his narrative. And in his campaign rhetoric, we only exist as the root of Appalachia’s problems; never as one of its sources of strength.”

Hillbilly Elegy perpetuates a stereotyped representation of Appalachia, one in which people like me don’t exist

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throathole

Which book series did you go the hardest for as a child

Harry Potter

Twilight

The Hunger Games

Divergent

Percy Jackson

Warrior Cats

A Series of Unfortunate Events

None of these/other (tell me in the tags)

Voting ended onOct 6, 2025

A very biased list based on what I perceived to be popular when I was a kid and of series that I loved - tell me if there’s a series from around this same time that you were obsessed with that I missed!

#charlie bone

ceasarslegion

Anyone else getting really fucking sick of this support:condemn dichotomy where folks online act like the only two possible responses to anything ever are to wholeheartedly support it or wholeheartedly condemn it?

"Oh you said that you dont think that random stranger should be sent full on death threats and doxxed for their iffy artwork? Why do you support racism" how about we all go outside and interact with real people and see how they react when you say things like that!

ceasarslegion

"I dont think you should full on ruin this persons life and all their chances of existing online forever over something that could very well be a shitty mistake that can be corrected" seems to be a real hot take among the same crowd who claims to support prison abolition

shofarsogood

I used to tutor high school kids. When Taylor Swift released her most recent album, one of my students was complaining about how awful she was and how she didn't deserve fame. She said, "don't you hate her?"

I shrugged and said "I have no opinion."

The student was baffled. "What do you mean? You either like her or you don't."

I said that my life was completely independent from Taylor Swift and whatever she did or said. It doesn't affect me. I don't care. I'm not going to spend time hating some rando who doesn't know I exist. (And isn't a politician. Because I'll always fistfight Republicans.)

She was so confused that someone could be neutral.

Sometimes, things aren't that serious. If no one is getting hurt, then leave it be. You'll save yourself so much energy.

imyourbadjew

Normalise not giving a fuck

calocera

whats the worst pain you've ever experienced?

broken/bruised/etc bone

surgery

menstrual

cut/wound

burn

digestive

joint/arthritis

muscle cramp/pull/tear

headache/migrane

sti/std

other chronic pain

something else

Voting ended onOct 2, 2025

#testicular torsion #That's not a joke #by the way

ca-dmv-bot

Customer: BE MORE FURRY (SUBCULTURE OF ANIMAL ART AND CARTOONS DMV: FURY UP Verdict: DENIED

frogwhomp

If you'd like to participate in my Wizard Survey to help me out with my thesis I would very much appreciate it! :D

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youhaveaguineapigwhere

Everytime this gets a note when its nowhere near christmas I question my sanity just a little bit more

youhaveaguineapigwhere

No, it is July, stop that, stop giving this notes, you guys have lost reblogging privileges

sabertoothwalrus

for those who don’t remember, “mole interest” was an experiment I did 2 years ago because I wanted to test what causes tags to go trending on tumblr. My hypothesis was that all it takes is one (1) post blowing up in an established tag to make the entire tag trend.

I had randomly generated 2 words, which is where “mole interest” came from. I failed to consider that by generating a new tag, it wouldn’t have had enough posts already in it to prove what I now call “the mole interest effect”.

But now it does.

In 2023, we said “fuck it” a la mythbusters and ended up doing whatever it took to get #mole interest to trend. And it did. And it happened to be September 11th that day, and we managed to get #mole interest to trend ABOVE #9/11.

So, in the name of science, I ask you to reblog just this post. Let’s put the mole interest effect to the test.

sabertoothwalrus

you guys have gotten this to 20k in 2 and a half hours that’s insane

it’s still not trending! so far this could mean:

20k is not enough for one post to make a tag trend, but it could be possible with more notes

All the other trending tags have more activity in general at the moment, but the mole interest effect could work on a particularly slow day

I was wrong, and the mole interest effect isn’t a thing! It happens sometimes. But a disproven hypothesis doesn’t mean the experiment “failed”! Being wrong is still a learning opportunity. You guys are helping me collect (mole) interesting data regardless!

specialagentartemis

Oops! All filk! Wolf 359 fanmixes

“Oops! all filk!” playlists for the main characters of Wolf 359, because I've spent SO long thinking about this and was delighted to learn that as of 2023 all of them DO have recorded versions on the internet! "Swamp Gas" had been the last one I was missing haha.

Minkowski: If You Dare To Take The Journey, And You Give The Wolf His Due

Anna - Vixy & Tony

Good Ship Manatee - Leslie Fish et al.

Do Lemons Grow In Space - Paul MacDonald

Skybound - Anne Prather (as Aislinn)

The Price of Command - Mercedes Lackey, Leslie Fish, and Larry Warner

Hymn to Breaking Strain - Julia Ecklar and Leslie Fish (and Rudyard Kipling)

Burn It Down - Vixy & Tony

Chances & Choices & Fortunes & Fates - Astrisoni

I don't love "Skybound" for Minkowski, and I'm still looking for the perfect song to encapsulate early-show Minkowski who desperately wants to be an astronaut and is desperately afraid of failing and proving everyone right about her. However "Burn It Down" is the most Minkowski song ever so it evens out.

Eiffel: Swamp Gas

Bitch Song - Leslie Fish

Rocket Rider’s Prayer - Steve Savitzky, Cecilia Eng, Ernie Mansfield, and Kristoph Klover

Just an Old SF Movie - LA Filkharmonics

Don't Push That Button - Duane Elms and Larry Warner

Swamp Gas - Leslie Fish

Long Distance Transmission - Love Patrol Beta

Guardians - Leslie Fish

The Thousandth Man - Leslie Fish (and Rudyard Kipling)

Chances & Choices & Fortunes & Fates - Astrisoni

The first couple are about Vibes(TM), but "The Thousandth Man" is intensely right for who Eiffel becomes.

Lovelace: Thoughts of a Homeless Alien

Signy Mallory - Leslie Fish

Sam Jones - C. J. Cherryh and Leslie Fish

The Price of Command - Mercedes Lackey, Leslie Fish, and Larry Warner

Thoughts of a Homeless Alien - Julia Ecklar

Save You - PhemieC

Dr. Von Braun - Kathy Mar

Still Alive - Leslie Fish

Chances & Choices & Fortunes & Fates - Astrisoni

Some slightly weird pulls here but Lovelace is such a specific character. I'm still not completely satisfied, but it's a solid core. Yes that's a Homesuck filk, fight me. I also considered putting a Destiel filk on here and I haven't fully decided not to in the final versions when I make nice folders of MP3s and covers and liner notes haha. The only reason "Odysseus" by Annie Moriondo isn't on here is that it's a biiiit of a stretch to call that filk even though it has very filk-y vibes and the songwriter wrote it for a sci fi audio drama. Haven't fully decided against that either. Anyway Isabel Lovelace the woman that you are.

Hera: Can Anybody Hear?

The Phoenix - Julia Ecklar

The Collars - Escape Key

The World Inside the Crystal - Steve Savitzky (or possibly the Kathy Mar version)

Pioneer's Song - Julia Ecklar and Leslie Fish

Elizabeth's Song - Technical Difficulties

Bugs - Steve Savitzky

One Final Lesson - Technical Difficulties

Let the Path Grow Over - John Callaghan

Chances & Choices & Fortunes & Fates - Astrisoni

This one was a struggle, and I'm still not sure if "Pioneer's Song" has the right vibes, and keeping the Steve Savitzky songs to a minimum was tough because he wrote 90% of the filk songs about computers and coding by volume. Choosing ones about Hera rather than just about computers was also a challenge. John Callaghan is also not actually a filker per se but he does weird sci fi and Doctor Who inspired stuff sometimes so it BASICALLY counts and it's SO post-Memoria Hera.

Hilbert: Or Who Is Heaven For?

Likho's Lullaby - Vixy & Tony

Surprise! - Leslie Fish

Wernher von Braun - Tom Lehrer

Eight Legged Blues - Vixy & Tony

Blue Bread Mold - Leslie Fish

Lucifer - Don Simpson and Leslie Fish

Tom Lehrer is also not strictly a filker but his songs are staples of filk circles so he counts. Also Hilbert you don't get the Found Family song.

#do it yourself could be an interesting song for hera and maybe tapes for Lovelace #but that's #my bias

alagaisia

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

alagaisia

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

alagaisia

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

watermelon-converse

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

escapaeronaut

This is a scheduled post for two days before the anniversary of the moon landing. Please get your moon themed items and foods sorted now in anticipation.

tachyon-at-rest

drogonea

Hey so I see folks with alot of the same issues, and alot of other people going "hey man its not like that" and the first group going "man your crazy". And from personal experiance it became very suddenly Not Like That once I moved 2000 miles away from my hometown so i gotta ask

Where you at?

Pacific

Frontier

Midwest

The South

Northeast

Carribean U.S.

I do not live in the United States

Voting ended onJul 18, 2025

#13 #oh shendoah #how I long for you to not be muddy for 3 days so I can introduce my friend to rivertrips

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gumy-shark

”sideblog mutuals” is one of the weirdest relationships you can have with someone on here i think. like yeah we’re sort of mutuals but only when we’re both wearing funny hats and doing little voices talking about our shows. like what are we

transgarlicbreadlover

Violets are Red

Roses are Blue

Wait that was wrong

I gotta redo

transgarlicbreadlover

No. No it won't. It will not get almost 10 times as many notes as my currently most noted post. I refuse. Also why have I already gotten a reblog that says this?? I currently have 5 notes on this post.

transgarlicbreadlover

It's way more than 0.02% cause I'M NOT GETTING 10K, I'll get a maximum of 100 notes on this post.

transgarlicbreadlover

Please I'm not ready to be world famous. Please no.

transgarlicbreadlover

We’re at 300 notes now oh god

theasexualagent

Investing at 350ish notes

transgarlicbreadlover

Gonna be funny when it just suddenly stops gaining notes now and your reblog is one of the last ones

traaro

lmao 400 notes now

transgarlicbreadlover

It's still just 400, okay? That's still not even close to 10k. It's not reaching 10k ever. I've had other posts reach over 400 and they still don't have 10k, so neither will this one.

melbugs-rebugs

sure thing buddy keep telling yourself that :3

transgarlicbreadlover

YEah I will cause it's true

traaro

how is having 600 notes on this going?

transgarlicbreadlover

I made this post like a day ago at this rate it's gonna be at 10k in like 20 days. Please no

traaro

depends how growth on this post is. if it's exponential growth, assuming at t = 0 there was 1 note, t = 1 is 1 day, solving 604 ^ t = 10,000 gives us t = 1.438.

10k is coming in less than half a day, if these calculations hold true.

transgarlicbreadlover

I mean I'd assume if anything it would start to go more slowly the longer time passes and this post is probably competely dying before I reach 10k. At least I hope so...

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