⬦ Call me Artie! ⬡ Commissions are open! Check my Ko-Fi! ⬡ Requests are closed. Send an ask or check my strawpage! ⬡ Perpetual fandom hopper, but NBC Hannibal, Ace Attorney, and Transformers are permanent interests ⬡ tag me in bird stuff. I'm birds ⬡ I will not answer Donation asks. Do not send them to me. ⬡ DMs are welcome. I love attention. ⬡ bigender butch and flaming homosexual ⬡ dykefag ⬦
(If you have requests: send an ask, reply to the guidelines post or any art, or send a gimmick on straw page! Thanks!)
if you just want to see my work, check @only-arties-art
it is NEVER ok to repost my art. If you see it reposted ANYWHERE, even if it’s credited and/or they say it’s with permission, it is not. Please let me know. I don't post on Pinterest!
(Ask before using as pfp or other on public sites. I will usually say yes so long as you credit)
blank blogs will be blocked and reported as bots
if you want me to tag a post, start tagging something, or add a warning to this post, you’re welcome to send an ask! I’ll do my best to accommodate
this pinned post regularly updates and changes
this post is tagged with most of my major sorting tags
my tags/blog directory; warnings; site links; other stuff(in that order):
(tag extension post here. if this post is not tagged with a listed tag, check the extension)
My tags/tagging system:
#artie’s posts <- my original posts
#artie newscast <- announcements
#my art
#requests
#artie’s doodle collection
#emesis blue paint series <- only 1, doubtful it will be continued, but whatever lol
#optimus-prime-suffers.jpeg <- my fantasyformers Optimus doing… well, suffering
#ask game <- ohhh my god PLEEEASE send asks I’ll love u forever and ever
my aus
#wof au <- transformers prime - wings of fire au (also includes others' wof aus if i reblog them)
#es!predaking <-Predaking in Earthspark
#fantasyformers <- what it says on the tin. Heavy focus on Optimus specifically
other aus(not mine but I like them:3)
#multi university au <- transformers
#es au <- any character introduced into Earthspark
#tf au <- any transformers au. i forget about this one a lot tho so not super populated.
#casa megop <- FAAAAAAAAAAV
#shockblurr comic <- @/keferon’s IDW!Blurr in TFA au comic
#snow bots au <- also @/keferon’s
#merformers
#dragonformers
#knightformers <- @/archiesunshine’s fantasy au
#earthspark
#little bird <- Megatron & Twitch
#dad2 <- Wheeljack & Twitch
#take care <- Hashtag & Starscream
#KOBD sires <- Knockout and Breakdown as parents
#round table polycule <- BBC Merlin ship tag for Gwen, Arthur, Merlin, and the knights (…sans Mordred, of course…)
#fav art <- all my favorite creations(all inclusive, not exclusive to drawings and such), others’ and my own:3 (see also: #fav, #fav of all time, #ultra fav)
#to be arted <- things I want to draw (see also: #ideas)
#the classics <- my tag for “heritage posts,” usually over a year old. i try to find versions unpolluted by "OMG its on my dash ive only ever seen this on pinterest!!!11!1!!!!1!1!" additions. Don’t take it too seriously tho I’m just a silly guy
“[insert word here] feelings” are my big-emotion tags, esp #queer feelings and #artist feelings and #human feelings
also sorted by fandom, by character, by ship, and sometimes continuity for transformers (note: continuity is not specified in character tags, it’s just their name, with the exception of the tfp kids)
#jon 'no h' schloder is my agent schloder tag
Warnings/tags to filter: (bolded meaning most currently relevant)
not a tag but I participate in Mischapocalypse so if you don’t like that then… block me for a couple days? Or forever? It’s up to you<3
#gore <- I’m a big gore enjoyer lol (see also: #robogore)
#velvet worm
#centipedes
#spiders
#weevils OR #beetles
#bugs <- if you don’t like bugs(I really like bugs)
#deltarune spoilers <- im insane about deltarune right now so there will be a Lot of spoilers on my blog, but beware because i dont tag spoilers very religiously, especially for the first two chapters
#Valveplug <- if you aren’t aware, this tag is used for transformers sex. Which I post. Frequently👍 (see also: #robotitties, #sparkplay, and more)
#a/b/o <- alpha/beta/omega, aka #omegaverse
I repeat: I WILL POST COCK ON MAIN. You have been warned.
the tag I use for flashing lights images and colors is #flashing but if you’d like me to get more specific I’m willing to do so
Also, I post untagged suggestive shit constantly, as well as my politics so if you don’t like that then kindly get outta here
Other sites/accounts(short list lol):
Ko-Fi (commission me!)
BlueSky (nsfw!)
Artfight!
Straw page (checked for gimmicks regularly)
Ao3 (read my fics!!! Pretty please?)
Mastodon.art (not active)
Cohost (occasional rebugs) rip cohost:(
MY LAB IN THE FINAL OUTPOST!!! YIPPEEE!!!!
praise me >.<
Extra stuff:
My pronouns are they/them or e/em, but honestly I’d really prefer no pronouns at all (NOT IN THE SHITASS CONSERVATIVE WAY I REALLY MEAN IT!!!!!) please just use a name lol (Artie or Arthur are acceptable, or Nick if you want to be fun and you’re a friend)
“Artis Fox” is two words, but one name! If you call me by that name, please use both, not just “Artis”:) I won’t be mad if you do, but it might annoy me a bit
My time zone is EST
I love music, esp punk, power metal, and virtually anything queer, and if you talk to me abt it I’ll literally hold ur hand (don't talk to me abt country music if you hate it tho, i WILL become its number one fan instantly and irrationally angry)
and that’s all ur getting HASHTAG INTERNET SAFETY PRACTICER💯💪
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I know the Subnautica(2) fabricators magically cook the food by rearranging the molecules or some other scifi nonsense but I like to picture the QI skittishly depositing a titanium capsule filled with meringue next to a thermal vent, trying to get it close enough to cook without boiling themself
I know I'm hungry cause the damn subnautica foods don't have pictures OR descriptions it's literally just the words "three-moon temaki" making me say Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck right now
I know the Subnautica(2) fabricators magically cook the food by rearranging the molecules or some other scifi nonsense but I like to picture the QI skittishly depositing a titanium capsule filled with meringue next to a thermal vent, trying to get it close enough to cook without boiling themself
finding reference photos will lead you to the blogs of people who take photos of a plate plain jerky in truly astronomical resolutions, the type of shit they'd put on the front page of Wikipedia, definition in every wet little pore, and you have to get on your knees and thank them like a dog
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it's fun to me that I haven't seen anyone mention or encounter the deepwings in subnautica 2 yet. It's honestly perfect cause there's really nothing like seeing them for the first time and not knowing what the hell is going on
I remember when I was younger, anytime I watched a movie where the characters have to kill a scary monster/alien, I always thought the act of killing it was intended to be part of the horror. Like there’s this amazing creature that we’ve never seen before, and maybe under different circumstances we could’ve coexisted with it, but it’s trying to attack you and you have to defend yourself, but by destroying it you also destroy the ability to ever understand it and that’s sad and is supposed to make you feel conflicted.
It was not until well into my adulthood that I realized most people do not have complicated feelings about movies where people have to kill a scary alien monster, nor is that necessarily meant to be part of the narrative (unless it very obviously is). They just want the scary thing to die because it’s scary. I don’t have a real conclusion to this I just started thinking about it for some reason.
I went to a conference showing off this tech back in 2013 and I am so glad to see a TikTok because it means that the technology is getting more popular and ubiquitous
white ppl will steal every aesthetic from black culture and then call it something so stupid like bo derek braids instead of box braids or hasbin hotel core instead of black southern dandism. yall will bend over backwards to call my culture barbaric/scary just to drool over the aesthetic the moment no actual black people are involved (21 pilots vs actual reggae). And if ur white/nonblack reading this just reblog. I dont need any comments talking about how not racist you are + speaking up over actual black people.
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going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room
i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me
intersexism as a concept is genuinely kinda funny to me because every intersexist i’ve met has unironically acted like peter griffin in that one scene. when has someone EVER been something other than male or female? and don’t bring up ovotesticular syndrome, or klinefelter’s syndrome, or CAIS, or PAIS, or MAIS, or CAH, or NCAH, or CAH-X, or turner’s syndrome, or gonadal dysgenesis, or jacob’s syndrome, or PMDS, or MKRH, or
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