The Witch Hunter

Y'all, what if, hear me out on this, there actually isn't a meaningful difference between platonic and romantic love?

We need to keep giving Chuck Tingle awards and selling out his books so that he will have more and more awards and achievements to put on the cover of Pounded in the Butt by the Physical Manifestation of An Egregiously Mishandled Group Text From Members of the Trump Administration Containing Highly Sensitive Government Information

A super long audio book with just silence and an “oh, out loud?” at the end

And the occasional turning of a page

just saw a deactivated mutual's post on my dash. that's my dead wife's corpse you're all dragging around

I also reblog this guys dead wife.

every once in a while i will feel a great pressure to exist, but then i just have to sit back and relax and remind myself 'oh wait, you already exist without even trying. GOOD JOB.' i think this realization can be a huge relief

Hey guys the star of Let It Snake is graduating high school today lmao

getting yourself to do things is so hard omg you fucking little idiot get up

My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian 

its like ive never seen herbivore