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jauntylittlefrillyboy

Murderbot runs the Rise and Fall of Sanctuary Moon's fan wikia like the fucking navy.

jauntylittlefrillyboy

People keep reblogging this but not with my cited sources. Much like some wiki editors it could name.

teaboot

Working at a sex shop has ruined me because I was checking out a booth at a public market selling bone-shaped collar tags that said shit like “I’m lost” and “pet me” and “spoiled” and it wasn’t until I saw “I pee when I’m excited” and thought damn okay kind of hardcore that it even occurred to me that they could be for like. ACTUAL dog collars 😭😭😭

brandontheoutcast

The Pride Summon 🏳️‍🌈

barikonen

when ozymandias king of kings tells u to look upon his works and despair but, boundless and bare, the lone and level sands stretch far away

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ask-pacman

My ford got a hydrolic module with a jumping bean in it

mushroommargo

bro are drivers insane? That's like the second car-related post on Tumblr with the amount of hatred literally not seen under any other type of post ever

ask-pacman

Yeah the jumping bean makes the car jump over/across

weshallbekind

Road rage is so bad because it's the same rage anyone would feel at a computer working wrong, (slow internet, program not doing what you want, whatever), but it raises the stakes to "possibly literally life or death".

ask-pacman

Basically it works by containing the power of the mexigan jumping bean to fire the cylanders inside of the wheel hydraulics and create a massive jumping force

godisafujoshi

If you dont want me pit maneuvering you out the way then get out the way. I dont say this a lot but i am willing to kill to get to my destination half a minute sooner

ask-pacman

Just a quick update for you all somebody fucked my car earlier this week they fucked the jumping bean to death thru the exhaust pipe and I need prosecution

queercyborg

I remember hearing a story of some person doing this, keeping someone from speeding on the highway. They made it really clear to them they needed to get through, and she wouldn't let them pass her because she was teaching them a lesson about road rage. Except that person eventually got pulled over and scolded by police and first responders.

The car behind them was literally transporting someone who had been severly injured by a chainsaw, while working and they were on the phone with emergency services. They were trying to speed to the nearest ambulance because they had been so far away they were instructed to start moving the person to meet the ambulance so they could try to save this person who was bleeding out so badly.

Literally just get out of peoples way and let people go around you.

ask-pacman

Ford dealer told me to go fuck my self upside the head and well most of my body is my head plus another jumpingbean will cost me most of my chatturbate money

sideblog-sidehoe

animentality

arrowandaxe

bee-in-your-binnet

Coyotes trying their damndest to get domesticated

hst3000

They coyotes are free you can just take them...

blackwoolncrown

I feel like it's an issue of public safety that most people don't know that a common distinguishing feature of domestic versus wild canines is the lack of forehead

Wolf (with ears back to help show us the forehead)

coyote

and to show you what I mean let's start with one of the most 'wolfy' dog breeds, a husky:

And a malamute

and here's a caramello, a very Domestic Dog dog

The snout has a distinct bridge where it angles UP to sweep into a forehead curve, whereas wild canines have a comparatively flatter head. The forehead, if at all distinct, is not rounded and is simply an angled slope that CONTINUES from the nose bridge (see wolf pic above)

Coyotes do not actually look like dogs, just like canines, and since they are our neighbors it's important to know the difference.

foxglovedforest

MORE 👏 PERIODS 👏 IN 👏 FANTASY 👏

brothermouse-skeleton

"Periods? Oh no, we don't have those here."

"What do you mean you don't have them? You can't just not have them!"

"Well, we have them, we just send them away."

"SEND THEM AWAY? HOW? TO WHERE?"

"Settle down, it's very straightforward. When someone starts getting their period they go to the local witch or wizard or necromancer or whatever's nearby and get a spell placed on them. All the blood gets sent straight to the throne of the Blood King. Which is nice because he loves blood and isn't too picky about where it comes from. This way he's not running around starting wars for his blood. He gets it free and on a regular basis."

"But what about period cramps?"

"Oh, we send those away too. Off to the orcs of the Screaming Mountains."

"That seems like it could cause problems. Aren't you worried they'll retaliate?"

"Well, no. The orcs....kind of like it? They apparently like pain about as much as the Blood King likes blood. So as long as we keep sending the period cramps, they leave us be."

"huh, I wonder why more kingdoms haven't tried this."

"Probably because those other kingdoms have normal neighbors."

the-rainbow-suit-dude

no--net

gay people cant say I love you. Its always gotta be

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scholarlypidgeot

@moethh don't hide this in the tags

batmanisagatewaydrug

nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.

quorpiest

no mi circo no mis feratus

perhats

I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord

draculagerard

Gen AI is nothing special I can also draw / write badly, help you with math inconsistently, answer you dubiously, and consume amounts of water you would think are physically impossible

the-witchhunter

Gonna put a gay ghat inside me

the-witchhunter

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Gonna put a gay ghat inside me

vita-min-bunniii

you are like if two people had a child

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