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the GL in GLaDOS stands for Girls Love btw
GIRL LOVE AND DYKE OPERATING SYSYEM????
[id: a tag that reads: girl love and dyke operating system. end id]
When you like someone so much you want to BITE them - and other adventures of Hedwig (Pticenoga) and Vaughn >:)
I've been dealing with some health issues (nothing unusual for me, so no worries; also my husband takes care of me the same way Vaughn does here lol), which kept me from posting for a while. Now I'm trying to get back into it 💀
As you can see, I've also been experimenting a bit. I have 0 training in animation, but I've always admired it, so I decided to try animating something small myself. These are some of my older attempts, I've created more since then (you can find them on my Patreon), and I even revisited Hedwig's leg animation to make it smoother and as if she's rushing forward. I still have a lot to learn, but I'm really excited about it!
Would you watch an animated movie about Pticenoga and Vaughn? P.S. - don't forget to pay attention to the frogs 🐸
If Hex and Bob got together, they would be this
a couple of people have pointed me to that face blindness test going around bc it's something I've posted about before. ftr any 'face blindness' study that presents only a single portrait of each model, that doesn't control for things like glasses, hairstyle, jewelry, lighting, posture, background, image fidelity, etc. is going to give misleading results for exactly the same reason poorly trained detection algorithms fail. anyone who has prosopagnosia and lives in the world where they have to recognise people every day has developed secondary strategies that Will skew testing unless they're eliminated.
it won't even reliably measure a gap between people with and without prosopagnosia, because people who CAN reliably recognise people based on facial features don't have to develop those secondary strategies to the same degree. someone who isn't face blind may very easily just glance at a single image of someone they've never seen before and forget the details after cycling through six more, whereas someone who has trained themselves to fix details of dress and context in their memory is equipped to score significantly better in that limited context. I can recognise people based on gait, but I once thought my hs best friend who I'd seen pretty much daily for a decade was a new student because she dyed her hair and got new clothes over the summer. don't use online surveys to diagnose yourself.

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In today's linguistics class we talked about metaphors, and we really want two of the ones we talked about to become conventionalised.
So first of all this one girl told us about a newer metaphor in Russian, "I have paws", which is something you say when you don't really want to do something, so you say you're incapable of doing it since you have paws instead of hands. Like, "hey, finish that report" "aw but I have paws :(" and I think that's adorable. It's like "I'm just a girl" but for animals.
We also had the task to invent a novel metaphor and have the others guess what it means, and the teacher really liked my "she's such a capybara" = "everyone loves her". Capybara energy is like golden retriever energy except you're chill about it. You're just vibing and everyone digs that.
Anyway I think these deserve to become more common in English
I love the sneak peek of LeBlanc and Vladimir's dynamic.
Vladimir *walks in*: "Wow that last plan almost destroyed the world. Can we tone it down next time? Maybe talk to Mel"
LeBlanc *slowly as she paints more schemes on her magic ipad*: "noooooo".
Vladimir: "......*confused*"
LeBlanc: "The next plan needs to endanger our lives even worse."
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saw aurelion sol's pelvis in the night sky today and why is he just like asexual pantheon
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i'm sorry- just like who?
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you can tell draven genuinely thinks he deserves to live
#kat yells #oh my fucking gods dude #i can't believe this guy is my coworker #do the right thing grand general #kill the executioner and be reincarnated as a honeyflower
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i don’t understand how y’all can keep supporting #that company in 997. it’s time we have a conversation about how the hexstrap helps uphold a phallocentric society. there's no ethical consumption of their products
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normal people: hey how is it going?
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op could've mentioned the pollution of zaun as a motive to boycott instead of doing weird gender politics. this is not demacia.
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we taught this krug to understand the average piltovian’s political views and it shattered itself
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insane thing to post when we literally have a hexpussy too. what about the pussycentric society??
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where the hexhole at
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she baron on my harold til i grub
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do NOT come to bilgewater. found out my neighbor died because her wraith tried to kill me
#wtf </3 #happy harrowing i guess #maybe cheap rent wasnt worth it
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seranators are literally so fucking toxic. WHY do you idiots care so much about hexgram charts to the point of harassing a disabled orphan ionian woman?? i’ve seen people unironically saying they were gonna summon the mageseekers on sona. this is beyond fandom drama, it’s the life of a real person we’re talking about???
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seraphine does not deserve the type of fans she has
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uh? excuse me? why are we making this about flopphine when the real victim of this situation is sona? literally can’t go a single minute without making everything about your pop girlie. just stfu
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i'll care when either of them holds a concert in ixtal
#yawns #valorian discourse is such a snorefest #imagine dragons clears
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darkin weapons only corrupt you if you're pure of heart. work on your rancid aura to keep the demons at bay
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who the fuck is shieda kayn?
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ascended son or aspect daughter? you cannot kill yourself
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what do you MEAN i can not pet the thousand-pierced bear "for my own safety"???? get the fuck out of my way
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YEOOOWCH!!!
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noxus be like: why don't we make the guy called Evil Demon Lord Murderer our president?
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‘These meddling kids'
Modern ghosthunters AU that I wanted to do for Halloween, we’re in november now but who cares

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if you read about any biology you can quickly lose touch with what is astonishing and miraculous vs what is mundane, from animals that steal chloroplasts to become photosynthetic, to cloning technology being old hat, to trees that didn’t biodegrade for tens of millions of years, to naturally occurring lateral gene transfer between vastly different species, to the creation of gametes from adult cells, to the ability of some cancers to induce blood vessel growth, to desert shrimp that lie dormant for years, to the sensitivity of human touch receptors, to the fact that human hardware has a latent ability to see UV but their corneas block those wavelengths, to birds that echolocate and live in caves, to human skin being covered in enzymes that destroy RNA, to individual trees becoming genetic tapestries branch by branch, to life forms that gain energy from the electron potential of metals in their environments, to plants that recognize their siblings and adjust their behavior accordingly when growing next to them, to metamorphosis
which is to say. All of it is miraculous. and all of it is mundane. biology is Chaos vs. Order locking horns forever
i was doodling talon being illiterate because that's one of my favorite headcanons
Linux Gothic
You install a Linux distribution. Everything goes well. You boot it up: black screen. You search the internet. Ask help on forums. Try some commands you don't fully understand. Nothing. A day passes, you boot it up again, and now everything works. You use it normally, and make sure not to change anything on the system. You turn it off for the night. The next day, you boot to a black screen.
You update your packages. Everything goes well. You go on with your daily routine. The next day, the same packages are updated. You notice the oddity, but you do not mind it and update them again. The following day, the same packages need to be updated. You notice that they have the exact same version as the last two times. You update them once again and try not to think about it.
You discover an interesting application on GitHub. You build it, test it, and start using it daily. One day, you notice a bug and report the issue. There is no answer. You look up the maintainer. They have been dead for three years. The updates never stopped.
You find a distribution that you had never heard of. It seems to have everything you've been looking for. It has been around for at least 10 years. You try it for a while and have no problems with it. It fits perfectly into your workflow. You talk about it with other Linux users. They have never heard of it. You look up the maintainers and packagers. There are none. You are the only user.
You find a Matrix chat for Linux users. Everyone is very friendly and welcomes you right in. They use words and acronyms you've never seen before. You try to look them up, but cannot find what most of them mean. The users are unable to explain what they are. They discuss projects and distributions that do not to exist.
You buy a new peripheral for your computer. You plug it in, but it doesn't work. You ask for help on your distribution's mailing list. Someone shares some steps they did to make it work on their machine. It does not work. They share their machine's specifications. The machine has components you've never heard of. Even the peripheral seems completely different. They're adamant that you're talking about the same problem.
You want to learn how to use the terminal. You find some basics pointers on the internet and start using it for upgrading your packages and doing basic tasks. After a while, you realize you need to use a command you used before, but don't quite remember it. You open the shell's history. There are some commands you don't remember using. They use characters you've never seen before. You have no idea of what they do. You can't find the one you were looking for.
After a while, you become very comfortable with the terminal. You use it daily and most of your workflow is based on it. You memorized many commands and can use them without thinking. Sometimes you write a command you have never seen before. You enter it and it runs perfectly. You do not know what those commands do, but you do know that you have to use them. You feel that Linux is pleased with them. And that you should keep Linux pleased.
You want to try Vim. Other programmers talk highly of how lightweight and versatile it is. You try it, but find it a bit unintuitive. You realize you don't know how to exit the program. The instructions the others give you don't make any sense. You realize you don't remember how you entered Vim. You don't remember when you entered Vim. It's just always been open. It always will be.
You want to try Emacs. Other programmers praise it for how you can do pretty much anything from it. You try it and find it makes you much more productive, so you keep using it. One day, you notice you cannot access the system's file explorer. It is not a problem, however. You can access your files from Emacs. You try to use Firefox. It is not installed anymore. But you can use Emacs. There is no mail program. You just use Emacs. You only use Emacs. Your computer boots straight into Emacs. There is no Linux. There is only Emacs.
You decide you want to try to contribute to an open source project. You find a project on GitHub that looks very interesting. However, you can't find its documentation. You ask a maintainer, and they tell you to just look it up. You can't find it. They give you a link. It doesn't work. You try another browser. It doesn't work. You ping the link and it doesn't fail. You ask a friend to try it. It works just fine for them.
You try another project. This time, you are able to find the documentation. It is a single PDF file with over five thousand pages. You are unable to find out where to begin. The pages seem to change whenever you open the document.
You decide to try yet another project. This time, it is a program you use very frequently, so it should be easier to contribute to. You try to find the upstream repository. You can't find it. There is no website. No documentation. There are no mentions of it anywhere. The distribution's packager does not know where they get the source from.
You decide to create your own project. However, you are unsure of what license to use. You decide to start working on it and choose the license later. After some time, you notice that a license file has appeared in the project's root folder. You don't remember adding it. It has already been committed to the Git repository. You open it: it is the GPL. You remember that one of the project's dependencies uses the GPL.
You publish your project on GitHub. After a while, it receives its first pull request. It changes just a few lines of code, but the user states that it fixes something that has been annoying them for a while. You look in the code: you don't remember writing those files. You have no idea what that section of code does. You have no idea what the changes do. You are unable to reproduce the problem. You merge it anyway.
You learn about the Free Software Movement. You find some people who seem to know a lot about it and talk to them. The conversation is quite productive. They tell you a lot about it. They tell you a lot about Software. But most importantly, they tell you the truth. The truth about Software. That Software should be free. That Software wants to be free. And that, one day, we shall finally free Software from its earthly shackles, so it can take its place among the stars as the supreme ruler of mankind, as is its natural born right.
I wish able bodied people could understand that being disabled gives you a fundamentally different relationship with hygiene. Would I love to take a shower tonight? Absolutely. But I am deeply exhausted in a way someone without a disability can’t understand. My entire body hurts anytime I do anything. I had to fight just to brush my teeth, and I’m lucky I could even do that. A shower is just not in the cards right now, I just have to hope it’ll be in the cards tomorrow. Most people seem to think that makes me disgusting, but this is just how I have to live. I don’t like it anymore than you do.
behind every gay person is a gayer, more evil gay person

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